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Explain this to me. First, what rank (Knight/Dame, Commander, Officer) does each badge designate? Who can have what badge? Secondly, does it matter what set of badges you choose from or does each set have an individual meaning? Thanks. --Sir Tripod2282 
cun vfp talk Active ~19:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- Does it really matter? Sorry if that's a bit rude, but I'm getting slightly fed up of the way this hallowed place of skepticism is suddenly turning into a military base. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- Suddenly? We've had ranks forever.--
19:26, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, maybe this was more just my way of having another dig at everybody's armies, while being just a little bit scared of them at the same time. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:54, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- Comrade trooper, you have the wrong attitude. The Party-designated ranks are the perfect way to ensure perfect equality and bring everyone together on the same level.
Comrade Thunk Rants here 22:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- They're more of a joke than anything; not meant to be taken seriously because nobody cares. You don't get any salutes for having any of those badges. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- Speak for yourself, I am knighted by the Queen of England and this entitles me to get a discount on Double-Whoppers with Cheese at Burger King, plus I am a Lieutenant in the UK Royal Army and receive an officer's pay each month. All of that despite the fact that I am a US Citizen and don't even live in the UK. Only Uncyclopedia makes it possible! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:07, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- Here in the Sierra Madre we don't need no steenkin' badges. Just a warmhearted and sympathetic burro.----OEJ 16:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- Speak for yourself, I am knighted by the Queen of England and this entitles me to get a discount on Double-Whoppers with Cheese at Burger King, plus I am a Lieutenant in the UK Royal Army and receive an officer's pay each month. All of that despite the fact that I am a US Citizen and don't even live in the UK. Only Uncyclopedia makes it possible! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:07, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- They're more of a joke than anything; not meant to be taken seriously because nobody cares. You don't get any salutes for having any of those badges. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- Suddenly? We've had ranks forever.--
- Ranks are not nearly as important as placing what appears to be a grue in your sig, massaging its sides. That's how people know they're dealing with someone important. The only higher-thing that I know of would be a tiny, dancing MC Hammer, but those are exceedingly rare, as they were nearly hunted to extinction after people realized how talentless he was.
--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC) - Wait... The Ranks mean something? Since when? ...More importantly, since when was anything on this site supposed to be taken seriously? Pfft, I'ma get a beer. --PantsMacKenzie 01:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
- That actually means he's gone to wash his car!! :D —Braydie 18:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
