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Im not entirely sure how this would be pulled off, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:52, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

NO. That is all I have to say.—Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:12, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
YES. That is all I have to say. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 05:59, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
NO. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:02, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
YES. - Sir Real Hamster {la} {talk} {contribs} 21:15, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
Fine, I'll elaborate. Uncyc is not a stalking site, remember? I get the feeling this is parody, but at the rate we're going lately, there's a strong chance that some INBRED out there is going to take it seriously. I don't want that to happen. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 21:18, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
I agree, case closed, strong against --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:55, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
Well, the only solution would be to get admin approval or something like that but it would probably be more of a pain... although, it would be pretty funny to see it in the end. User:Chocceh/sig. 00:02, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
We could trial it and if it doesn't work destroy all traces of it. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:52, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
The personal ads in my mind would be just far out satires of the crap that is actually in personals (I read through them for amusement), I think it could be done without setting off any stalking flags, if we worry about some INBRED taking us seriously all the time, then we wouldn't have much of a website would we? - Sir Real Hamster {la} {talk} {contribs} 16:33, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
The INBRED concern is that someone might FOR GOOD TIME CALL +1.613.745.1576 try to INBRED post 'phone numbers for harassment purposes? Not that anyone INBRED would ever think of doing that, of course... --Carlb 19:34, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

I can see it now:

SIZZLING, ELECTRIFYING ACTION!
Charismatic Automated Xenophobe (CAX) seeking
Open-minded Carbon-based Humanoid for Philosophical discussion,
Sodium arclight dining, and eventual deep sharing.
Absolutely NOT interested in relationships!
Call 3-983-764-6283!!!

Kind of touching, really. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:52, 21 June 2006 (UTC)