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Last-minute shoppers abound! What do YOU want for Christmas? (Note: Whoring is perfectly appropriate in this forum.) -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

The List

• I would most appreciate a pony, a robot and a For vote at VFH for Christmas. God bless us, everyone! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• Half-Life: The Orange Box, Poontang, A prize or two, and last but not least, World Peace. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:00, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• My broken arm to magically be healed would be nice, but my uncle just gave me the Matrix trilogy--in HD DVDs. I don't own an HD DVD player. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Dec 25

so many capital letters...it must have taken you an hour to write that line, led.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:33, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

The trick is to use the capslock like a stckey shift key. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:42, Dec 25

• i got an early xmas present: a totally unexpected PotM nom. i think i can hear zombiebaron rolling over in his grave. wait, does zombiebaron have a grave? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:32, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• I want to be a sysop for chrismas this year No self noms. Pft. Noob--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:39, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• A prize--Æ 14:09, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• World peace, an end to third world poverty or a vfh vote for my Andy Murray article. As long as I get one, I'd be happy. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:28, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
• I want to know which of you bastards is my uncle. Oh, and a pony. -- sannse esnnas 21:04, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

  I'm your uncle. Also, neigh! /me stamps hoof. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

  Nah, I don't think it's you... I don't think you have the beard for it. But still... pony!!! -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 20:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

• I want to not get a freakin' ear infection every winter. IT NEVER FAILS! If anyone knows of any natural remedies for an ear infection, please do not hesitate to click the button that says "Coffee talk..." Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..