Forum:YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY SITE SHOULD GO DIE

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Flaming Axe of Shit-rant

I fucking hate all of you and your shit website. You think your so funny with articles like AAAAA! and and euroipods and Uncyclopedia is the Worst (don't fool yourselves, it IS) that you think are so funny but 99% of humanity knows is TOTAL BLOODY STOOL. Your just racist fascist people who hate everyone and everything and write articles about childish mysogynistic stuff (wtf? you even have a category about that) and Hitler. Everyone knows Hitler is evil its a dead horse thats been beeaten for over 60 FUCKING YEARS get over it!!!!!!!! wtf omg you even featured an article about nazis yesterday. Holocaust tycoon? this is unfunny shit THAT NEEDS TO BE BURNED!!! If I knew where your computers were I would take an axe, set it on fire, AND PHYSICALLY HACK EVERY ONE OF YOUR SERVERS TO PIECES!!!!! then set those pieces on fire so no one can be corrupted by your unfunny fucking brand of "humor", EVER. you have about nine billion oscar wilde quotes. Yes I get the point, he was a witty guy! NOW STOP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE its down to bleached bones. YOUR SITE SHOULD BE DESTROYED FORVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -67.1.38.141 07:43, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Nice. We are racist fascists, so we should all burn and die. Bloody brilliant logic, almost sounds like has read a book about it, or something. I knew Holocaust Tycoon was a bad idea. This should not be added to Uncyclopedia is the worst, that's probably what this cowardly IP wants. Anyone who uses "wtf" and "omg" in the same sentence is a turd, like Martin Van Buren. --08:35, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

OMGWTFBBQ WE R NAZIS!!!!!!1111 --13:03, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Feature. --Roger The Bum Full sig!

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• Right, will these anonymous forum posters please stop stating the obvious? Jeez. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:12, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

• Would you really set an axe on fire and then use it? -- Mitch 14:01, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Just don't touch my collection of child porn. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:14, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Ye I no! that is liek well dangerous. --—Braydie 19:35, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

• Happy Holidays to you too. - Nonymous 14:15, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

To clueless anon IP: Yes, I know you love us. By the way, someone should put this in Uncyclopedia is the worst. --General Insineratehymn 21:31, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

• HATE HATE HAT! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:36, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

omg! Websites can DIE!? NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE!!!111one AAAARGH^{a grue!} _{run like hell!}

YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY RANT SHOULD GO DIE

I fucking hate all Anon IPs and your shit rants. You think your so 1337 with rants like Uncyclopedia is the Worst and and I Fuckig Hate you you and HATE HATE HAT that you think are so superior but 99% of humanity knows is TOTAL BLOODY STOOL. Your just stupid moronic people who hate Uncyclopedians and Uncyclopedia and write lame forum posts about childish insults (wtf? you even have a category about that) and ED. Everyone knows ED is evil its a dead horse thats been beeaten for over 60 FUCKING YEARS get over it!!!!!!!! wtf omg you even featured an article about nazis yesterday. Holocaust tycoon? this is funny shit THAT NEEDS TO BE BEST OF 2006!!! If I knew where your computers were I would take an axe, set it on fire, AND PHYSICALLY HACK EVERY ONE OF YOUR MODEMS TO PIECES!!!!! then set those pieces on fire so no one can be corrupted by your unfunny fucking brand of "rant", EVER. you have about nine billion usless forum posts. Yes I get the point, they are supposed to be insulting! NOW STOP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE its down to bleached bones. YOU SHOULD BE DESTROYED FORVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:26, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

oh thats original. Take my post and change a few words so it insults me. thats real pulitzer prize material. -67.1.39.225 01:34, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

It sure is. I'm glad you think it is great. --General Insineratehymn 02:04, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Seems pretty good to me. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:21, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow, one of these IP flamers is agreeing with us?!?!? *head a splode* --User:Nintendorulez 22:30, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Can we move this? It's getting so old and stale. Move to Fuck uncyclopedia or something... -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:23, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

In case 67.1.39.225 doesn't know it, the above post utilizes a strange and mysterious form of humor called satire. Even if you knew about it, you would probably mistake it for irony, if you didn't already mistake that for something to do with metal.

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Yeah, fuck you too, 67.1.38.141, fuck you too. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

We are all ready having a discussion about this

Read this logical and reasonable debate and post what you think there instead going here and starting a rant. --Scott 01:55, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

If there were just some way to make the ranting funny.... Schizo Master 17:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

YOUR GODAM SHITTY SITE SHOULD GO EAT SHIT

If you REALLY have to say this shite here, you must be some sort of lifeless, bottom-feeding troll on the ass of society. If you have anymore to say, please direct all comments to your God. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)