Forum talk:Im a noob and want to create a new page
Noobs of Earth, I beckon You[edit]
Like many people, I am a noob. Im 15 and absolutley love this sight. so what do I want to do? I want to ruin what makes me happy, like everyone else of my generation. But dont be alarmed, we only do damage to what we can get our greasy fingers around. To be honest, Uncyclopedia has covered much of what I wanna hear about.
So, what you see here is a noob filling the void. I will express ideas that you may want to expand upon in your own link, fellow noobs, so read on. By the way, when you see what you like in here and wanna add to it by making your own spot on the uncyclopedia, just edit it to have a link.
December 13, 2012[edit]
December 12 is often over prophisized, Being the supposed end of the world. But the day after,cucumber day, or in latin Dia cucumberosis, is a day long over looked by mortal man. Yes, the day of the cucumber will be one to be reckoned with. The ancient Aztecs, Incas, Mayas, and Kiwis All had similar messages engraved in stone about this fateful day after the last. There is an ancient picture, from the kiwi temple of amun-roop, featuring a gigantic cucumber rising from flames, and destroying things. However, the people are protected by an unidentifiable second, lumpier vegetable, wielding a bow and arrow, and preparing to destroy the killer pickle. The final piece has been destroyed or lost in time, and, alas, we'll have to wait around for the show down between the cucumber and our mystery saviour.