Founders of great religions

Name	Abraham	Lao-tse	Buddha	Jesus	Mohammed	Charles Darwin	Bobby Henderson	David Icke	L. Ron Hubbard	Zod	Mane Six
Co-founders, Pretenders, Prophets	Moses	​	​	Peter, Paul, & Mary, Martin Luther	Ali, Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthmar	Richard Dawkins	​	Cast from V	Tom Cruise, John Travolta	​	Mane Six, Lauren Faust, Mr. Hands
Religion(s)	Judaism	Taoism	Buddhism	Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism, approx. 1000 more sects and spin-offs	Islam, Sunni, Shia, Sufis, Alawis, Druze, Ahmadiyah, FPI, assorted bizarre desert sects	Atheism, Theory of Evolution	Pastafarianism	D.ick-eism	Scientology	---	Bronism
Miracles (approx.)	20	1	7	200	0	0	1	1 (honest)	0	0	-99
Covenants & Promises	Milk, honey, and eternal life	Being one with the universe	Reincarnation, Nirvana	Eternal life	Eternal life, 72 virgins for bonus level	Freedom of thought	Pasta, stripper factory, and beer volcano	Liberation from alien lizards	Deliverance from wealth, friends and sanity	You will kneel before Zod.	Become a Brony and never reproduce
Enlightenment (kW)	1.5	150	200	1.6	1.25	180	100	0.001	-10 000	0.045~1.334 (varies inversely to proximity to Superman)	-999999
Wives (approx.)	2-3	0	1	0(?)	9-30	1	unlimited	0-1 (no reptiles)	3 (so far)	All women are property of Zod.	0 (approx.OVER 9000 Men)
Followers	30-40 mln. (approx.)	60 mln. (approx. + Ben Hoff and Winnie the Pooh)	375 mln.	2.1 bln.	1.3 bln.	500 mln.	120 bln. (without earthlings)	360 tln. (+3 earthlings)	42	Lex Luthor, Bizarro	All Bronies, You, parts of 4Chan
Violent followers	2.0%	0.1%	0.1%	2.5%	9.6%	0.000001%	0.01%	3	60%	100%	0% (actually 100%, it's just that they like to love and tolerate)
Overall result	GOOD	GOOD	TH'WEET!	NOT BAD	COULD DO BETTER	POOR	EXCELLENT	SHIT	COULD DO BETTER	POOR	TOTALLY SHITTY
Value for money	FAIR	FAIR	FAIR	GOOD	COULD DO BETTER	EXCELLENT	EXCELLENT	EXCELLENT	EXCELLENT	COULD DO BETTER	NEVER