Game:Zork/Grue

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The Grue looks at you.

"Hello, Grue", you say.

"Why, hello young adventurer," says the Grue. "What are you doing on this fine day?"


> "Why, I am just having a midday stroll about this fine land of ours and not at all trying to acquire the Twenty Treasures of Zork or anything like that."

"Absolutely smashing. Nothing quite like a midday stroll in this fine weather, is there, good friend?" says the Grue. "Would you like to join me for tea and scones?"


> "I would be honored."

So you and the Grue sit down on his picnic blanket and sup a most delectable selection of scones, patties and jam filled biscuits, accompanied with piping hot cups of camomile tea and skipping merrily through a field of daisies with arms intwined and oh my God I can't keep this up any longer YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.