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> use flight abilities to kill grues
Are you kidding me?
If you had any sense at all, you'd know that the plot twist of sudden flight ability is WAY too ridiculous. You are actually dreaming. You passed out when you hit your head after stabbing yourself.
> wake up
It's too late. In the few extra seconds when you were asleep on the living room floor, a grue has crawled up. When you wake up, the grue eats you.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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