High School DxD
High School DxD is a Japanese hentai series about students at a coed Catholic school who tirelessly struggle to repress their inherent sexual desires. Throughout the school year, they are continually harassed by devils and fallen angels, often appearing before them and tempting them with needlessly scanty outfits and outrageously large bazongas. However, the characters never stray from the path of salvation by keeping true to their faith in God. Less so the viewer. The series follows the members of the occult research club, a group of particularly pious students who seek to weed out devils among the student body disguised as students with DD cups.
The "Plot"[edit]
One day, Issei Hyodo is wandering about minding his own business when a seemingly shy and attractive girl whom he has never met before comes out of nowhere and asks him out on a date. Immediately, the entire audience is emotionally bombarded by soft music and pictures of the new happy couple wandering about throughout a typical romantic day. However, the plot thickens when their romance is unexpectedly cut short. As it turns out, the girl is a complete edgelord who intends to outright kill Issei. Whats worse; Issei's hopes of getting a quick lay are irreparably dashed. Suddenly, the girl transforms into some sort of evil Sith Lord called a "Fallen Angel." Unfortunately, it seems that all Fallen Angels are real asshats. Living up to her reputation, the girl then proceeds to stab Issei right in the chest which, for most viewers, is a total boner-kill. Once she is done, she flies away laughing, leaving Issei to bleed to death and pay for the tab completely on his own. Due to the show's focus on more important matters, her reasons for doing this are never really explained for the rest of the series. It is as this point that Issei dies from a combination of blood loss and crippling embarrassment. However, moments later, he is resurrected by a mysterious nun with horrendously large breasts named Rias Gremory.
Being reborn as some sort of Angel, Issei owes his life to Rias, and consequently becomes a servant of house Gremory. With his new Angelic Powers, Issei and pals go on fun-filled adventures converting the worthy, punishing the wicked and fighting Fallen Angels, Devils and of course, those pesky atheist liberals. However, all of their fun is spoiled when Rias reveals a convenient and much-needed plot device. As it turns out, she has an arranged engagement to some immortal edge-lord with a Napoleon complex that nobody has even heard of until he becomes relevant to the story. Needless to say, despite daunting odds, Issei somehow manages to kick his butt by harnessing the incredible power of his dauntless virginity. All seems well, but before there is time to celebrate, another villain shows up, and he has an even bigger hard on for Rias than the last guy. This guy turns out to be a super-important Fallen Angel, and he threatens to blow up the entire town. Despite more daunting odds, Issei also somehow manages to defeat this new foe, but only right before yet another guy with a shows up. And so the repetitive process continues until finally, Issei defeats the Elite Four and becomes the Pokemon Grandmaster, causing all of the girls in the occult research club to feelings of sexual attachment to him. Somehow though, probably through regular masturbation, Issei still manages to deny their sexual advances upon him.
Characters[edit]
Issei Hyodo[edit]
Issei is the viewpoint character as well as the main protagonist of the series. His virginity untarnished, he is particularly scornful of any sexual activity, worldly desire, or will to have fun he sees among his peers. This causes him to become increasingly perturbed when scantily-dressed fallen angels and devils appear before him and attempt to lure him into the sack. When the fallen angels realize that he is no fun, they stab him in the stomach with a light spear and move on to somebody else more willing. Left to die of his wounds, Issei is resurrected by Rias Gremory and given special powers.
Later, as a member of the occult research club, Issei becomes a powerful guiding force which keeps his fellow members from giving into unnatural desires such as sexuality and human companionship.
Rias Gremory[edit]
Rias Gremory is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, and has the ability to bestow special holy powers upon her servants. Throughout the series, she takes entirely too many showers. Its almost like the writers intentionally gave her so many shower scenes. She is an A cup.
Asia Argento[edit]
Once a heretical worshiper of the Devil, Asia was killed after a fallen angel stole her powers. Raised from the dead by Rias Gremory, she is now a fervent servant of almighty God. Her holy powers enable her to heal others. She is a DD cup.
Akeno Himejima[edit]
Akeno is the black-haired vice-president of the Occult Research Club; she wears her hair in a long ponytail. Issei describes her as an ideal japanese woman, with a tiny vajayjay and a sexuality that is virtually nonexistent. Normally she exhibits a gentle personality, but during combat, becomes highly sadistic. She often competes with Rias to see who can suck up to Issei more. She is a B cup.
Koneko Toujou[edit]
She is a small, quiet and generally boring character whose only notable quality is her massive size G breasts.
Yuto Kiba[edit]
Other than Issei, Yuto is the only other male in the Occult research club. He is also the designated swordsman of the group. Being blonde and strikingly handsome, Yuto is often the target of other student's sexual desires. He is often tempted from virtue by Fallen Angels and Issei's rock-hard abs. In order to distract himself from his desires, he spends a lot of time polishing his sword.
Reactions[edit]
High School DxD is a widely acclaimed anime series. IMDb rated the series 8008/100 praising the game for plentiful amounts of shower scenes and a unique storyline. In 2015, Pope Francis publicly praised the series for its exemplary demonstration of Catholic values, but criticized the series for not showing enough breasts.
Some concerned Christian mothers have expressed concern about the series, claiming that the show glorifies devils, Satanic worship and hyper-sexuality. However, anybody who actually watches the show knows that this is unfounded nonsense.