HowTo:Create a country
So, you want to create your own country? Mabye you're tired of your country's political shenanigans or maybe you're tired of your mom barging into your room and declaring it looks like two human feces smashed together, and you're like "screw it, I'm going to create my own country! to evade taxes! to stop my mom from barging into my room! and to stop being annoyed by political stuff!" You will appreciate this step-by-step guide on how to create your very own nation.
The basics[edit]
First, before throwing a bloodthirsty revolution where you revolt against your goverment's political system and/or your mom's property tyranny, you must decide what your nation will even be. Will it be a serious country and government like some of them big-boy nations? Or will it just be a silly micro-nation like Molossia? Let's assume you're going for the first option. Now you need to choose your government system and ideology. You could choose something simple like an absolute monarchy, or you could throw everything out the window including your brain and just come up with a random extravaganza — say, a unitary pariamentary Hindu-Islamic Dictatorial-democratic republic Consitu-absolute Monarchy. It's completely up to you.
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
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