HowTo:Determine if you might be an Uncyclopedian in the style of Jeff Foxworthy

The following is a set of criteria against which you, dear reader, may measure yourself, and find yourself wanting.

• If you get nominated for a bizarre award of some sort,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you wake up drunk and Uncyclopedia is in all your browser tabs,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are a Discordian,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you talk with an accent,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you laugh at sophisticated poop jokes,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are worried that men in black will track you down through Uncyclopedia,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are the worst,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are hot chick with a sexy brain,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you use Uncyclopedia as reference for school work,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are a huge Adam West fan,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you should be in therapy,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are funny and not just stupid,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you get the Jeff Foxworthy reference,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you don't get the Jeff Foxworthy reference,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are a sinner,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you use drugs and write,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you don't use drugs and write,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you find the idea of Christian Heavy Metal ironic,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If your brain is improperly wired,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you don't discriminate in who you ridicule,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you can laugh at yourself, but would much rather laugh at others,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you bring a gun to a knife fight,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you pissed a tequila anaconda the full length of the parking lot,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you have too much time on your hands,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you have been mistaken for an escaped mental patient,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you worship Satan,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you have the munchies,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If your parents think they've failed in raising you,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you know what "clowney daggers" refers to,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If your pets have a sense of humor,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you use the National Enquirer to inspire your writing,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you watch way too much animal sex,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you could be a porn star,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you can conjure demons,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you once shot a vending machine to see how long it took the cops to show,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If your writing is reminiscent of Tourettes syndrome,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are dead,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you are willing to connect the random in unlikely, occasionally tempting ways,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

• If you make fun of Chinese people who hate rice,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.

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• If you hover around a few pages, eccentrically so, and they and your habits provide strange, amusing insight,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.::

• If you are your own mom,

You might be an Uncyclopedian.