Kekistan

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Kekistan. Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars.

The nation of Kekistan, also known as shitpost land(because their posts are shit), used to be spread all across eastern Europe and Asia, can now be located online. in 3100 bc the Kekistanis were taken from their homeland and made to live among 'lesser' people, 'inferior' people. of course calling these things "people" would be a bit of a stretch.

Religion[edit]

The Kekistanis worship a god known as Kek(not to be confused with shrek), an ancient god of darkness in the form of a toad, now the Kekistanis believe he has come back, in the form of Pepe, to make enough memes to cause chaos and disarray.

Politics[edit]

The Kekistani government is currently a presidential autocracy, as they were 10,000 years ago. their current president, also known as BigManTyrone, is responsible for military, laws, and law enforcement and is elected every time the last guy quits. whenever there is a presidential election in kekistan it is because the last guy either quit or was not dank enough.

the winner of the election is whoever can make the dankest memes and therefore gets the most votes.

Military[edit]

The army of Kekistan has a shitposting division known as 4chan aka:be offended, aka:green_frog.com/screwyou, aka:whore-scam. It is the pride and joy of their stupid nation ruthlessly memeing soldiers keep their identity anonymous, even among their own ranks, there are many examples of their might, including: the war with tumblr, Operation Autism storm, and he will not divide us. Each of these are the work of the 3 divisons of the Kekistani army, the Tumblr war features the online volunteer meme infantry, which even with inferior size, can easily hold back and then overwhelm the woke folk at tumblr.

Operation Autism Storm, aka: the meme jihad on CNN, was created when CNN attacked a 15 year old kid after he made the Trump-CNN wrestling gif, it was done by the tactical meme corp, which involves both ground and internet forces. the third and final one, /POL/, is a group of poll dancers who say offensive stuff at strip clubs. Together, the army is unchallenged as the most powerful meme army on the internet, not that means any thing.

Culture & 4chan[edit]

While Kekistan and whorechan are not the same thing, many Kekistanis reside on 4chan or its counterpart, 8chan, due to other sites blocking or banning them. Therefore many of these things are indeed some of the things of Kekistan culture as well.

Caturday[edit]

Every Saturday on 4chan or its counterpart, everyone posts large amounts of cats and cat memes. This is probably one of Kekistan's more friendly past times, LAME!

Ruining internet polls[edit]

Whenever a company/celebrity makes a poll online on anything, 4chan will indeed ruin it, if there is no limit to what you can vote for, you can bet there is going to be a 'wonderful' winner that will never be used. An example of this would be the mountain dew contest in which mountain dew would name they're new strawberry flavor whatever won, the result was the name "hitler did nothing wrong" they then shut down the site and we are still waiting for our dear "hitler did nothing wrong" I really doubt its coming though. Thanks a fucking lot assholes!

Shadilay[edit]

The national anthem of Kekistan, written by a song artist known as Pepe in 1967, which incidentally also had a frog on the cover. It is no wonder kekistan uses this as it's anthem. They both suck!

History[edit]

The history of Kekistan can be traced back to 7979bc, exactly 10000 years ago. It was probably the first organized government to exist, it was spread all across east Europe, Asia, and Africa. At the height of their empire, they controlled all Africa and west Asia. Traces of Kekistan still exist in the form of Kek, Their main god which was adopted by Egypt as a god of darkness in the same fashion as the Romans adopting the ancient Greek gods. Sadly much of Kekistan's past was destroyed in their fall in 3139 bc, destroyed by Egypt and other up-risers.(thank god)