Krapwerk

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Krapwerk is an Arabic and Indian copy of the German band Kraftwerk. They create low-quality electronic music about Sharia Law and beheading infidels. Their name is derived from the "designated defecation street" in many third world countries.

History[edit]

Early history (1970-1973)[edit]

Krapwerk began their career selling bootleg versions of electronic music. It was only after sneaking over to Germany to sign onto their benefits that they noticed the newly founded band Kraftwerk, and decided to copy them. Early Krapwerk albums include "Krapwerk Beheads an Infidel!" (1970), "Krapwerk 2: Allahu Akbar!" (1972), and "Allah Und Mohammed" (1973).

International breakthrough (1974–79)[edit]

Krapwerk became slightly more famous in 1974 with the release of their album "Women Aren't Allowed to Drive on the Autobahn". In 1975 they released another album "Radio-Activity (We Use it to Make Bombs!)". Electronic Mosques opened up, where Krapwerk music was played as people prayed to Allah.

Controversy[edit]

Krapwerk have attracted controversy, being associated with terrorist attacks. Many crime scenes related to Islamic extremism have Krapwerk albums left at the scene of the crime.