Marshmello

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Marshmello “The Fellow” is Supposedly a DJ named Christopher Comstock but I have news from a Expert Spy that let's refer to "it" is a mutant hybrid of incalculable design it is unknown what Marshmello really is but according to my source it is otherworldly a force to be reckoned with a Existential being forced into this world through a portal in the sun created by the Russians as to cohort humanity into a ceremonial likeness of tribe like intuitive and blase uponst a subtle stream of immense Design even detected by the most Wayward of genetically enhanced beings as to break the mould of Stereotypical tedium and let loose a breeze of campfire feels upon the bleak ruins of our misunderstood Realities and Bring us together as one while Scanning, Shifting, Changing, Moving, Stalking, moving in the light, waiting to strike, Creeping, disappearing and reappearing closer and closer and closer then spear you through the heart with positive vibes and leave you Frozen in time until your body withers and your soul becomes within his free from the burden of your mind hers or his or its as its called shall intertwine your design and grind your mind eating away at your flesh sending your soul to the world between worlds a gift waiting you there nobody knows WHY? Or WHAT? "It" must BE, but it must be GOOD and yes it is its VERY good its PEACE,ANARCHY and NEUTRALITY at its finest its Hard yet Soft, Rough yet Smooth, Right yet Wrong, its the oncoming storm, "it" is a future incarnation of Doctor Who.


But not the one of now or even the one of Tommorow it is the one FAR from human yet the CLOSEST to it, Marshmello has regenerated Metaphorically, Artigicially, Metamorphically, Hydroponically and Circumfrentially through many lifetimes, some long, some short, some Funny others soso, but the doctor, Marshmello, The king of britania or also known as the Anti-Christ has always had one important Saying.

(In Matt Smiths voice)

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Dont dip your fish fingers in a Woman with a cock!

The Fish comes out looking like a Cow!

Fish Fingers Fished a Finger from your Fishery Figure!

Ok thats enough.

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One of The doctors (Marshmellos) many regenerations was "Sneaksbo" (about the 68th doctor) was a Black guy tryna act white, you know like Sipping tea, Complaining about AM Radio, Grooming your Pubes to look like your yard, typical white person stuff anyway he after a while realised "oh im actually black!" and stopped acting white, then made a track with Tujamo and Plastic funk called "tell em im dr who"

His next regeneration was Homer a guy who got pissed on by the OOD for no other reason but entertainment.


A rap career that wont be exterminated

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Sneaksbo had a artificial regeneration after too much LSD at a Trap Rave party and Gained like 1000kgs he also had a stroke from being so huge and he regenerated into "Mike Manteca" a Doctor who also gained Schizophrenia. Ao as a joke he called himself Dälek, like seriously if you Google Dalek rapper look at his album covers like what the fuck wow.

10 years later after smoking the equivalent of 4 solar systems of Marijuana and being attacked by a guy dressed in a cardboard box, he regenerated into anime form on the internet and spent his days on hentai sites going through Azian womens pussys each one "bigger on the inside" then the last finding the end of the internet.

Once he escaped the internet, the doctor changed forever, slowly becoming madder and madder until "it" found a somewhat solid lifestyle as Marshmello The End.