National sport
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A national sport is an activity quite popular when:
- A country's population can't afford beer due to inflation
- A country's population can't afford beer due to... the Russians.
Selected countries nationals sports[edit]
Elephant taunting (India)
Cricket (New Zealand)
| Country | National sport |
|---|---|
| Afghanistan | Bloodbath |
| Albania | Revolution |
| Argentina | Nazi hunting |
| Australia | Taking things that don't belong to them. ie. Pavlova, Buzzy Bees, and Split Enz |
| Bahrain | Rioting |
| Bolivia | Llama spotting |
| Bosnia and Herzegovinotchiachoveunta | Smoking, civil war, soccer |
| The burger kingdom | Javelin |
| Canada | Moose Shagging |
| Cyprus | Independence, hunting down Turks |
| Czech Republic | Dart, hunting down Turks |
| Denmark | Pictionary |
| United Arab Emirates | Kitten huffing, hunting down Turks |
| Easter Island | Tug of war |
| Egypt | Kalaha |
| England | Tiddlywinks |
| Estonia | Gambling |
| Faroe Islands | Something-involving-fish |
| Finland | Schalke |
| Empire of the Four Squares | Tar |
| France | Smoking, Non-Smoking, Formation surrendering |
| Gabon | Talking |
| Germany | Goose step |
| Greenland | Beerdrinking, hunting down Turks |
| Guatemala | Midget wrestling |
| Japan | Pokémon, Sharking, Bukkake, Seppuku |
| Haiti | Ukulele |
| Happy-land | Russian roulette |
| Hungary | Pornography production extraodinaire |
| India | Infiltrating England |
| Israel | Occupying |
| Italy | Sobbing |
| Kazakhstan | Kokpar |
| Latvia | Getting killed by Russians, getting Russians killed |
| Lebanon | Terrorism |
| Lithuania | Borrowing money |
| Nepal | Slope bowling |
| New Zealand | Sodomising Sheep |
| Norway | Milk the Bull While Wearing Suspenders and Skis |
| Pitcairn Islands | Foot fucking |
| Poland | Migrating to Scandinvia, talking funny |
| Russia | EVOL! |
| Scotland | Who cares? |
| Slovenia | Sucking |
| Sweden | Masturbation |
| Thailand | Winning Eleven |
| Turkey | Pinball |
| UK | unethical experimentation/unnessesary surgery |
| USA | Friendly fire |
| Wales | UnNews:The_Beautiful_Game |
| West Korea | Soccer |
| Yorkshire | Walking round b'at 'at, bathtub racing |