Scott Walker

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The con man himself, pictured in 2016 in a presidential debate

Scott Walker was a right wing governor in Wisconsin who governed from 2010 to 2017 until The Flash arrested him for stealing health care and harming the well being of people. Speaking of health, Walker loves to eat junk food and should be thankful for him being taken away from the food that is shortening his life. We do not feel bad for him because he has done a lot of bad things. As governor, he has signed bills restricting the power of Democrats in the state of Wisconsin.

Opinions on Walker Before The Flash's Surprise Action[edit]

Scott Walker is Wisconsin’s most unpopular governor who managed to get elected 2 times in a row because of the state’s Electoral College. He had a 44% approval rating and a 53% disapproval rating and won an average of 54% of the Electoral vote. He is seen as a demagogue who abused the electoral college and animosity towards black people to gain power from the White Right. Walker is a Trump supporter (like most Republicans) and is approval rating went up by 1.5% after Trump was elected. When Walker was sworn in by Clarence Thomas, he was booed by the Democrats.

Why the Flash arrested him[edit]

The Flash, who is secretly known as Barry Allen, made the arrest because his dad, Henry Allen, who had been framed by a right wing demagogue pretending to be someone he is not, had less adequate health care than the average population because he was in prison for the murder he was framed for. The Flash made the arrest by contacting the Global Police. He got their approval and arrested him by making a copy of himself. Before this arrest, the STAR Labs (the government agency that the Flash was a part of) public distress signal detected this earth as the one that has the most recent distress signal. This earth is more utopian, because there is more healthcare and science. Despite what communists believe, sometimes, having a little bit of inequality is good as long as the people who have more are putting it to good use.

Why didn't this happen to other people?[edit]

We don't know for sure, but we think that it is because the Flash risks getting in trouble with the authorities on this planet, which sadly happened to Anonymous, which the Flash may or may not have been directly aware of. Plus, despite the fact that their earth was approximately 150 years ahead of ours and changed their calendars to make God and Christianity obsolete. If the Flash went missing on this Earth, metahumans would terrorize other people. Maybe, he was planning to, but he (possibly) got a meta alert. Doctor Willy on Wheels saw secret intelligence saying that the Flash had "vanished in crisis" in what is 2 years from now on this and their Earth. Maybe, the Flash got captured using top secret Trump administration technology to capture him.

Reaction to the Flash’s surprise invasion of this earth and his arrest of Governor Walker[edit]

There was mixed reaction to this arrest. Edward Snowden, a very brave man (not sarcasm), called the Flash a hero but was skeptical on whether or not he could be safe traveling through different earths. In The Flash, he was warned not to travel to other earths after creating Flashdot, another earth where his mom was alive. Nobel prize winning scientist Stephen Hawking said that this escape defied the laws of physics and that he thinks that the arrest was a little extreme, but it should have been done. Conservative pundit Sarah Palin said that this is a "violation of the legal process of this earth". Another right wing commentator, Sean Insanity, said that "superheroes are simply not real." This was believable now, but it is now like global warming denial.