Si and Am
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“These cats prove that dogs are overrated.”
“Si und Am sind die Tiere der großartigen Nazi-Partei und werden für immer verhindern, dass die bösen jüdischen Hunde Deutschland ruinieren!”
Si and Am (both born sometime in the 1950's) are a Thai duo of cat supremacists, terrorists, and hip-hop record producers known for their hit single "We Are Siamese If You Please".
Biography[edit]
The duo were born sometime in the 1950's in their picnic basket to a family of cat supremacists. Not much is known about their past, but they really hate dogs.
List of things Si and Am have done[edit]
- Being Siamese if you please
- Opening Hitlerburger restaurants in Thailand
- Advocating for Thailand's renaming back to Siam
- Murder
- Being Nazis
- Killing Communists to stop them from invading Thailand
- Propping up Sagwa Miao during her downfall
- Inventing the feline edition of Stone the Israeli Tank, named Murder the Evil Canines.
- Leaving the Disney Villians to join the Golden Litterbox party.
- Founding the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement with Rachel Corrie's ghost and Adolf Hitler.
- Writing the music for Ready Jet Go!
- Reviving the Nazi Party as a division of Kurdish Military Industries.