Talk:Mexican Man Eating Eagle

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Song[edit]

So, Here’s To The Mexican Eagle

by    Tim Henderson & Allen Damron   From "Border Trash"


So, here’s to the Mexican eagle…..

Eats dead things before they can rot

And….South Texas phone poles look nekkid ….

Unless there’s an eagle on top

Unless there’s an eagle on top………

Unless there’s and eagle on top…….

South Texas phone poles look nekkid…..

Unless there’s an eagle on top

Well, that Mexican Eagle’s an eater……

He eats things that won’t fly or crawl…

But, except for some lice and mosquitoes….

Ain’t nothing will eat him at all…..

Ain’t nothing will eat him at all…..

Ain’t nothing will eat him at all…..

‘cept for some lice and mosquitoes

Ain’t nothing will eat him at all…..


Well, I’ve seen men get puked on by buzzards….

And skunks blind a man with their spray…

But, nobody (Bleep Bleep) with an eagle…..

He won’t let your ass get away…..

He won’t let your ass get away……

He won’t let your ass get away……

Cause, nobody (Bleep Bleep) with an eagle…..

He won’t let your ass get a way…..


An, Hooray for the Mexican eagle….

He ain’t on no Sierra Club list…..

But, nobody (bleep bleep) with an eagle…..

That big sucker just might get pissed.

That big sucker just might get pissed……..

That big sucker just might get pissed……..

Cause nobody (bleep bleep) with an eagle….

That big sucker just might get pissed.



The last verse was added for the Chili Appreciation Society Int. Chili Cooks



Well, I’ve seen that eagle in Terlingua…..

He flies high in the sky……..

But, if he ever eats CASI Chili……

He’ll just poop in your eye……..

He’ll just poop in your eye…..

He’ll just poop in your eye…..

If he ever eats CASI Chili……

He’ll just poop in your eye……..


98.196.65.211 17:34, 10 September 2007 (UTC) Tejas Medicineman CASI www.chili-usa.com