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THIS IS THE MOST RACIST PIECE OF TRASH WEBSITE I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 10 YEARS OLD WITH AN IQ OF 75?? COME ON, PLEASE DON'T INCITE HATRED AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THIS, PLEASE. I'M APPEALING TO YOUR SENSE OF DIGNITY AND INTELLIGENCE.


Pakimon[edit]

Someone should put back the pokemon/pakimon section - it wasn't xenophobic or racist as most of what is left, and was good-natured making fun.

Comment[edit]

This article is very zenophobic. It would be a breath of fresh air if people stopped using this site to say that "bush is an idiot".

If you are a friend of india - Don't even try to edit this page. If you hate the place, please go there. This page is not about enhancing the internal South Asian nationalist squabbles, it is about making fun about the whole place. If you doesn't understand the meaning of irony, just piss off - or do like the pakistanis - drink it. --Suresh 09:26, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

DUDE THE WARS WITH WITH INDIA SECTION IS JUST SOME SHITTY INDIAN TRYING TO PROVEA SHITTY POINT IM DELETING IT ITS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY...... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 175.110.56.159 (talk • contribs)

Fortunately, he didn't. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 22-Dec-10

indians just piss off - or do like the pakistanis - drink it. --Suresh 09:26, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Dear Editors amd Fellow Writers...now what is this??--Gopal1035 16:34, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
This is typical on talk pages. I remind all that this page is to discuss what would be funny, not what is true and whose fault it is. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 22-Dec-10

what is it? this elephant does not seem to have a trunk. -- mowgli 18:36, 17 November 2006 (UTC)


ANYONE WHO VISIT TALK PAGE PLEASE ALSO CHECK http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Badmaas/Pakistan%27s_neighbors

THIS ARTICLE NEEDS MORE FUN, EDIT UNTIL ITS FEATURED AS SILLY--Badmaas 17:45, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

I just want to remind suresh that it is you indians who drink piss, cows arent considered holy and so is their piss, you are the ones who drink cow piss now now senselessly insulting/accusing others, suresh ur obviously an indian as ur name suggests 92.97.254.73 14:46, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Article full of Racism[edit]

The first quote of this article looks very serious and racist.

Remove this one. “Pakistan means terrorism, gang-banging, shemales and kemari.”

Don't be so rude[edit]

I have tried to shape up this side a bit. Some changes other people make are good, some are just rude (shitting , fucking , etc)

I'd like to keep such a tone on this page. Please help me with this intension. --Suresh 10:16, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)


--- what the fuck is that?

Star wars everywhere is not funny[edit]

It's supposed to be funny. Please lay easy on the star wars theme. Star wars everywhere is not funny. It gets unamusing.

Agree! But don't editthe talk page - archive it instead if it gets too long and messy--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 19:16, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Do we really need that small section on Star Wars ?--sohil 19:53, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

you're right. i just deleted it. i hope the "watchers" of this page appreciate this and NOT mistake it for vandalism. -- mowgli 18:25, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

FOR SPECIAL GUEST 84.51.153.213[edit]

i've started a new article for you Pakistan and it's umbilical connection with STAR WARS. Please go and expand that page into a full fledged article before that blue link turns red. i'm going to delete the rest of your star wars references tomorrow. if you still "edit" WITHOUT DISCUSSING (tell us why your star wars allusion is so funny when applied to intergalactic pakistan PUHLEASE I BEG!) then you might get head butted by none other than george lucas right here in unclepedia. -- mowgli 20:39, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

That's the way to treat those Pakkie trekkies! :-D I had just about given up saving this page from it's super - entropic speed of Star Wars general decay. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 09:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

hindus are pussy boys mother india is a slut thats all

History[edit]

C'mon, calling Indians "the proud descedents of Ghenghis Khan" doesn't make any sense... Its supposed to be a satire on Pakistanis who name their missiles and stuff after the Afghan invaders (who in my opinion have nothing to do with the land of Pakistan)

where is this (in the article)? all i see is pakistanis being called so. -- mowgli 11:00, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

it was there in the histroy section. I edited it and added this comment.

i see. but what a silly argument. historically, the people of Wikipedia:Kalmykia, a part of erstwhile soviet union & now in europe, are considered the direct descendants of ghengis khan (see why) alongwith the people of mongolia. kalmykia, incidentally, is the only buddhist country in europe. to be a descendant of the great ghengis was a social status back then, as much as it was for babur (though, significantly, he was a descendant from the matrilineal side and not the patrilineal side. Only the latter elevates one's social status but that did not stop him from claiming descent from the great ghengiz - the object was to fill people with dread and awe). i'm a descedant of ghengis too. boo! -- mowgli 11:15, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

Ganesha[edit]

Suresh and Mowgli, You sound so lonely. May Ganesha help you!!

He cant help me because I am a terrorist, I blew up all my friends. (its a sign of love)

Outdated[edit]

This article is so outdated. It still talks of Musharraf being the head. So much has happened after his exit. May be I will get around to fixing it. But it is really bad as of now. 122.163.85.233 20:22, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

I wish you the best of luck! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:25, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

rascist comment deleted