Talk:People's Republic of China

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This article has no jokes its totally factual and in no way satrical. THE COMMUNISTS HAVE HAVE KIDNAPPED THIS ARTICLE SOMEBODY SAVE IT ADD SOME OSCAR WILDE, AND CHUCK NORRIS CRAP SERIOUSLY LIBERATE THIS ARTICLE THIS IS THE WORST ARTICLE ON THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -David —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Davidkamayor (talk • contribs)

too racist

Too racist, we might as well define all Americans as thick headed rapists. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bannot (talk • contribs)

we can see the true face of the racists, but I am really happy to see you westerners are so brain-handicaped, go ahead, we are "on your side" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.49.2.92 (talk • contribs)

hey, now it's rascist to make fun of the Communist Party? I suppose making fun of the Nazis is rascist against germans, right? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 77.136.63.100 (talk • contribs)

Changing all the Ls into Rs is JUST STUPID and was done by some idiot who doesn't know the difference between Chinese and Japanese...the Chinese language HAS an L-sound, it's Japanese that doesn't... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 138.234.219.54 (talk • contribs)

Onlee way funnee is racistee! Mousee Dungee 72.52.142.241 00:15, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Try be funny but not racist. anger2headshot 09:29, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

The trade discussions section is hilarious. --stillwaters/Talk 01:15, 13 May 2005 (EDT)

Being Chinese, the demographics section's rat jokes are offensive. It sounds like it was written by a bunch of stereotypical arrogant American racists rather than being written by people who make efforts to put some creativity, making witty jokes almost everybody would love. Sublimeone 01:45, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

I've added a line to the quotes. Please note that I'm not mocking anyone here (except for maybe Lily), as this is a pretty accurate quote. If anyone disagrees with my assessment that this is "funny," please let me know! --Dschinghis 17:50, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

McDoleon III?

Why is that the english names are different from the Thinese (typo, humor not intended unless you 4r3 4 1337 h4x0r), is that on purpose? --218.79.99.212 00:20, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC) (Note I am on dynamic IP)

They're in-jokes aimed at people who can read Chinese.--Ryoske 01:31, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

sorry but it's not funny, it's just stupid even to the ones who can read chinese, in case you don't know.--Liebenasuka 00:25, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Wakannai.

What's て日アの人 supposed to mean?--Ryoske 03:47, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Some Japanese stuff anger2headshot 09:42, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Not Funny Enough

Not satirical enough. Too much factual information. Need to dumb it down a few notches. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.81.11.209 (talk • contribs)

I nominated this for Geography Colonization. Some of the stuff from the Traditional Chinese version (Babel:Zh-hant/中華人民共和國) should be incorporated into this one.--Ryoske 03:23, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

If you dont want factual humor then go someplace else. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:08, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

There's a difference between "factual humor" and FACTS. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.81.11.209 (talk • contribs)

I agree that for satirical purposes that humor should contain some degree of fact.--Ryoske 20:52, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Great Wall

Mongolia used to be the largest lake in the world that ocassionally flooded causing mass drownings in northern China so the Great Wall was put up as a dam. This is also another great Chinese invention. Keeping Mongolia out was a phrase commonly used during rainy seasons. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gooogen (talk • contribs)

Expansion

After having a good long night with your mom in your bedroom, I've managed to expand this article quite a bit. Hope you like it doubleplus good!--PericlesofAthens 01:43, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

uncyclopedia is banned in mainland China

I had to get here using TOR, congrats! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 91.121.162.120 (talk • contribs)

not funny enough

I have to say that previously I found this much more amusing with the McDonalds that had the slogan "Socialism with Chinese Characteristics" and seemed like it was actually written by someone who new a piece of Chinese History, but now this is simply just racist and stupid and sounds like it was written about something who knew little to nothing about the People's Republic of China. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Un-Alphabetsoup (talk • contribs)

It'll get there, I promise

You don't have to do nada, people will start (vandalizing?) putting ing stuff, I promise.--Jondel 05:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Russian Reversals

I found the russian reversal qoute to be bland and un-funny. Kunal-Sharma 23:38, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Dont make fun of China

Anybody who makes fun of China or Chinese people, I will , I will, I will do something!... 70.80.221.40 03:40, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

I agree!!!!! Lets start a revolution! Huaxiernv (talk) 17:34, 29 October 2023 (UTC) (UTC)

The traditional Chinese don't match the simplified verison..

The Traditional Chinese version says "The Republic that was made by the leaders of the Chinese communist and other parties which made it inconvenient for the Chinese people to rule and make decisions", while the simplified version says "The Chinese Communist One-partied totalitarian Republic where the people can't rule and make decisions" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rstrong1234 (talk • contribs)

Infobox overflow

It seems like the right-hand infobox list in this article have too many sections in it, making the last few infos invisible while reading the article. --Rstrong1234 (talk) 15:36, June 1, 2013 (UTC)