Talk:Sex

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Well, son, sex is when a man and and a woman love each other very much and they lie down and they are naked and the penis goes in the vagina and that is sex but don't say a word of this to anyone because people get embarassed. Now eat your toad in the hole. Oh. Yes. I guess it is a bit like that. But I wouldn't tell your mum that you use food to describe sex.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 2.120.78.28 (talk • contribs)

BUT I'M FEMALE! Also I'm not your son. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:45, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Needs Audio Version[edit]

Yes, this is indeed funny. It REALLY deserves an audio version.

Someone just do it. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 23:51, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

It needs a picture.

Awwww[edit]

BUT IM TOO YOUNG! --99.100.141.4 17:42, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

ƒv℃ʞ[edit]

You claim that people fuck people, and that's all. Some people fuck objects, animals etc. Also some situations can fuck you hard!!!