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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • After hitting America, hurricane Wilma is now changing to hurricane Humma Kavula and is approaching Woodstock to revisit the acid rock experience.....purple haze..ya really blew my mind...


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  • Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

Global Warming Indicator

The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.