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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Tomorrow a 0% chance of nuclear war Play day a -32% chance of dullness Friday a 50-50 chance of happiness Suggested Recreation While there is a -32% chance of haze Some day, we suggest nude camping.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.