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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.
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Tweets 19 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

20 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

21 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

22 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

23 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

24 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

24 Dec 2023Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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25 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

26 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

27 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

29 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

30 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

31 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

31 Dec 2023Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

1 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

3 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

3 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

4 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

4 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

7 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

7 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

8 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

9 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

10 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

10 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

10 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

12 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

12 Jan 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

14:39See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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