UnNews talk:Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory

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The OT (Joshua, obviously). Kinda spooky that despicable acts, no matter how heinous, are justified if God's on your side, eh? On a side note Josh did save a prostitute named Rahab and her family from Jericho, because she helped his spies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:10, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

/me opens diary writes down:March 20th, we win over Amalek. Make sure to make time for some serious partying. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:59, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

A pink diary with a little lock on the front? The unicorn on the cover is adorable!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh yes. And guess how many pages were dedicated to you? /me blush ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
*swoon* --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:34, 10 February 2007 (UTC)