Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

Persuant to paragraph 12, subparagraph 42 of Harry Potter's law:

We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.

LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!

Look over here while I repeal all your liberties to fix this.

I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.

Goodnight. And good luck.

Thank you.

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