Uncyclopedia:Protection Request

As a cathedral of humor and a sanctuary for free thought, Uncyclopedia receives hundreds of edits every day by users from all walks of life, just like you. Unfortunately, this does not always end well, resulting in countless changes being made to pages that are just disruptive. Here, you can request a page to be Wikipedia:Protection policy:protected or semi-protected so the problem of constant vandalism may be ended. Likewise, you may also request a page to be un-protected here.

Notes:

• Create a new header for each submission ( ==[[Title of Page]]== ) with a link to the article in question and a reason for the request.
• Specify whether full or semi-protection is neccesary (or if you desire un-protection). If you don't understand the difference, hit yourself over the head with a blunt object read the following: Wikipedia:Protection policy
• As always, sign your entries with 4 tildes (--~~~~)
• Admins: please add a notice to this page once an article has been (un-)protected. Then you can get back to your miserable lives.
• This is NOT a voting page. If you are against the protection or semi-protection of a certain article, either submit your reason under that page's heading, request un-protection, or leave a message on the admin's Talk Page.
• Don't submit a page unless it desperately needs protection.

New Requests under this line

Bangladesh

Constantly blanked by anons. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:07, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Not exactly a vandal magnet this one. I have it on my watchlist, but I'm not going to protect it now as its not getting enough of a beating to warrant it. Thanks anyway Frosty MrN  Fork you! 07:20, Mar 16

China

you won't believe the vandals here. i mean seriously. i request semi-protection. by ImSoHappy

Curious George

please indef semi-protect. This temporary protect didn't work. The vandals are back. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:55, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Forum:Should Template:BUTT POOP!!!! be restored to full health?

I'd like this page unprotected. It was protected by TKF and the only reasons he's given for this are basically "I don't think this Butt Poop business needs any further discussion" and "I'm your dad and you're not getting any ice cream." There's also a discussion on the talkpage of the forum about whether or not the forum ought to be protected. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 4 September 2011

Curious George

Do I really need to explain?^{Ok I admit it I'm gay!} ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Intellectual property

Repeated spam. Enough is enough. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:17, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Philippines

Long term vandalism / constantly having to revert IPs on this page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:36, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Semi-protected. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:25, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Troll

Cyberbullying and dickery magnet. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:27, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Semi-protected. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:33, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

QED

I came across this at random, and I had to revert a lot of IP vandalism (actual user edits were few, if none). Semi-protect. --Gamma287's Big, Extravagant Signature 21:08, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

International Baccalaureate

This one sttracts a lot of external link spam by anons, and if I delete it a few weeks later its back to where it was. Semi-protect forever is possible, if not a really long time! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:36, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Semi-protected until August 10th. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:33, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Dundee

IPs enjoy inserting vanity and vandalising this. Over a long term. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 10:30, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

I've protected it for three months, hopefully in that time the couple of people who have decided the page is their private poo palace will have gone elsewhere. If they do return we can look at making the protection indefinite. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:18, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

United States of America

Eh, IP vandalism, high traffic page and now a guy seems to be revert warring someone whom I'm 99% is themself. Semi-protect? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 10:00, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Right now, looking at the edit history... Not sure it needs it now. MrN  Fork you! 10:53, Jun 3

User:Roman Dog Bird

I don't know if putting userpages here is acceptable, but seriously read the history and you'll soon realise why... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 09:35, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

He does that on purpose, silly.

1234 ~ 09:50, 9 June 2011

I'm making an executive order right now and saying, contrary to being protected, User:Roman Dog Bird is now to be deleted on sight, as many times as possible. The bounty is 50 guineas for a full delete, 500 for deleting it and merging the history with an unrelated page so it can never be recovered. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:47, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Become A Rapist

Currently a target of offended IP's, who seem to be making it a game to deliberately read pages that will offend them. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:04, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

RAHB got it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:37, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Big Beautiful Woman

Currently a magnet for 3 cyberbullying IP's, each of whom is convinced that their friend is fatter. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:29, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:I make the funny stuff!

Spam target. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:44, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

Not particularly; our Internet-drug-sales spambot just re-creates pages recently deleted. He is easy to identify and I use Nuke to undo his creations. I have protected this page, but he'll just pick another. Spıke Ѧ 19:04 10-Apr-14

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