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Self-toasting bread (history, logs)

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Score: 16 self-toasting slices of bread

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For: 16
  1. It's bread... that self-toasts! What more could you want? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:08, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. I s'pose What more could I want? ...SAVINGS!!! Probably nothing; self-toasting bread is pretty good. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:38, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Self-melting Butter would be nice     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:09, 11 December 2007 (UTC)  
  4. Yes! - It is quite the thing these days. Mmmm. Now for self-catching fish! --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:14, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. A toast to the end of the toaster. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:17, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. for. looks a bit weird overall, but one of the funnier articles i've read in a while. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:06, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. For - although this invention would also require the invention of the self-disposing toaster. I am far too lazy to throw stuff in the bin. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:48, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 02:21, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. Fore!!! Oh my, my golf ball went flying. Hole in one. Note to self: Always pad club with self-toasting bread. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:45, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Pretty darn good, I'd say. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:10, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 12:16 Dec 12, 2007
  13. Fro --THE 23:29, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Toasty MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:12, Dec 13
  15. For A toast to this article.--AtomDsig.png 19:24, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  16. FO-FRACKING-RE - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm...Toasty *Gets sued by Quiznos - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 19:26, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:
  • Abstain. The whoring isn't cute anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Aw gee, Modus. I didn't self-nom it and I waited like an hour to even bring it up in IRC. Gee, Modus, that smarts. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
    It was the forum mention that pushed me over the edge...the edge to abstain. The Edge to Abstain, incidentally, swept the Academy Awards in 1959. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Seriously? That's kinda crappy, dude. I was making a joke about something he could do now that he's back. It's not like I linkspammed or anything. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:04, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
      It won't make any difference anyway. You just lost a vote, not a friend. Also, I can't help you move next Wednesday, I've got to wash my hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

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