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Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache

Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 3 inches across
Nomination:
For Votes: 18
  1. N+F Nomination - VFP is a little slow right now, but I don't have the courage to nominate the shit cross. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008
    I didn't think anyone would actually vote for it. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:38, Jun. 3, 2008
  2. I laughed. A lot. --Algorithm 05:50, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Incredible - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:28, Jun 2
  4. Epic. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:34, Jun 2
  5. First LOL of the night. I saw the title. I look at the picture. I laugh. I vote. VFP is easy! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:42, Jun 2
  6. "Fuck you, Adams. The British'll never recognize me with this bastard on!" (Self for) ~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    2/06/2008 @ 20:20
  7. Funny --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:00, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. Lol --The Linkifier!!!!!? 00:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. :) Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 20:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. F♥r. Amazing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:17 Jun 6
  11. ' That IS a gynoumous mustache!!! IT IS HUGE!!! LOL!!! RTOFLOL!!!!! --- DJ Mixerr
  12. For I feel guilty voting for this. but it made me laugh. --THE 23:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  13. For I feel like THE is guilty voting for this.   Le Cejak • <12:51, 11 Jun 2008>
  14. For. Voting for this hurts, but I laughed too hard not to. I hope others can share my pain. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  15. Wow. It would be insanely ironic if in several thousand years, they got this picture mixed up with the accurate one, and Jefferson went down in history for having a massive stache. Lol. Sig.PNG 
  16. For --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:16, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  17. Phor--Sgt. Fluffy 19:07, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  18. Cancelling out Mnz's vote because I quite like this. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 15
  1. Against. Moustache humour is sooo 1820's. Plus, absurd humour with such a tenuous link to the real world isn't absurd, it's nonsense (Jefferson I get, but moustache?). Plus, it's crooked. I hope that it works better on whateverpageitison. One about Thomas Jefferson, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Stache -RAHB 04:47, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Go to the source-image for the moustache. Crop the mustache. Do a colour-select (or its equivalent in whateverprogramyouuse). Get rid of the freakin' crufty background pinky stuff. Make mustache bigger. Rinse. Repeat. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. It's somehow NOT absurd enough for me. Or whatever. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against Hmm...It could be better if the moustache was ridiculously enormous or something... --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:03, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. I looked at it. My face remained stoic. Not even the faintest twitch of the corners of my mouth in an upward direction. It's a picture with a badly cut-out 'tache slapped on it. Oh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:44, Jun 11
  7. Against I'm normally all for these "the joke is that minimal effort was put into the creation and thought process of this joke, further enhanced by the fact that hordes of people enjoy it for this perceived humor value, or for the ironic appreciation of its lack of humor", but this one is all meh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:04, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against. Um, yeah, how is this funny? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:20, Jun 13
  9. Against. Rather obviously, this picture was created in under 30 seconds. The least you could do would be to make the mustache blend in with the painting.--The Nails 03:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. Super dumb paper moustache--LOLsupreme 16:55, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  11. NO! My god, our standards are going to hell these days. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  12. --Mn-z 15:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  13. Nty - That's just bad. How long did it take to make, 10 minutes? Smuff [The cake is a lie] 20:29, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol against vote.svg Against. The mustache is absurdly large. Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and not obscenely large. DJ Mixerr 17:51, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  15. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Poorly done I'm afraid Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 06:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't care how easy it was to make. Also Kip, where is this "shit cross" of which you speak? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:16, Jun 3
  • This:
    ShitCross.png
-- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:39, Jun. 3, 2008
Ahh, well not even Zombiebaron would nominate that. Just look at the quality. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:46, Jun 3
*ahem* I have nominated that. Three times. Long story, that. Or those. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Like this story? God dammit, Kip has withdrawn his vote? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:05, Jun 4
I undid the explaination because I knew it'd be funnier just to show the pic. But thanks for pointing out what a prude I am. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:42, Jun. 4, 2008
Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and so absurdly large. It would be more funnier. DJ Mixerr 17:55, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
You're welcome for the idea Jockey but I have no idea how this achieved featured status because it's just plain stupid... I think what I said so many years ago was that you could do something as simple as adding a moustache to a historical figure b/c classical or decadent characters tend to be viewed favorably when under critique for featured status. Perhaps voting "for" towards such images or articles is a way for voters to proclaim their intelligence (intelligence = knowledge of historical things). --AmericanBastard 06:35, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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