manifesto

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Noun

Manifesto (plural Not applicable, one is more than enough!)

1. A pack of lies published just before an election and used to facilitate the election of one or more self-serving, thieving opportunists into the UK parliament.
2. The most expensive toilet paper (and almost certainly the least effective) ever produced - which the whole electorate will ultimately pay for until the end of time.
3. Used as the justification for creating laws which only a minority would agree are a good idea.
4. An outdated and meaningless concept within the EU parliament and executive since they hold the views of electorate in utter contempt.
5. The only publication the authors hope you will not read or at least not remember (on second thoughts, who cares if you do - FU anyway).