Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”

~ George Bush on WMDs


“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”

~ George Bush on the highways on the internet



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”

~ George Bush on parenting



“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”

~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians



“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”

~ George Bush on death tax



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”

~ George W. Bush on worms



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”

~ George Bush on opportunity



“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night



“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”

~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information