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Featured Vogon Poem
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Gashee morphousite
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...
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Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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Vogon Trivia
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- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That you should share and enjoy?
- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That you should share and enjoy?
- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That you should share and enjoy?
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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...
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June 3: Rhymes With Turd Day
- 1692 - Poland is reversed.
- 1881 - Sweary Mary utters the word cunt for the first time.
- 1958 - The Rivingtons hit the Top 40 with The Turd Is the Word.
- 1967 - First instance of the phrase "June the Third" being rhymed with "turd". What took us so long?
- 1971 - First invasion of the Kurds.
- 1977 - Melvin Rogers becomes first person to be arrested for DUI. How'd they know? His speech was slurred.
- 1980 - First all-nude production of Richard the Third.
- 1982 - In Wercestershire, Uruguay, is born William Hurd.
- 1985 - On Top of the Pops, The Herndy-Gurds perform Little Bird.
- 1990 - First version of Revenge of the Nerds.
- 1998 - Rhymes With Turd Day is officially abolished, putting an end to the absurd.
- 1999 - Some clever ponce works out that Damien Hurst's last name has an internal rhyme with turd. He is lynched for being a smart-arse.
- 2006 - Man realizes every word rhymes with turd.
- 2007 - Last man standing finally sits down. Word!
- 2008 - French man asplodes after talking like Sylvester Stallone for twenty-three hours. The last thing he said was «Murde!».
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