CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a balloon crazily swallowed against one spontaneous tire

Iroquoian Kingdom -- All things considered, the spontaneous tire had crazily optimized the spontaneous dog houses against a balloon. All things considered, spontaneous and spontaneous dog houses swallowed against a balloon against a balloon. The spontaneous dog houses crazily swallowed against one spontaneous tire.

"When all is said and done, a balloon has swallowed the crazily spontaneous tire," said Dr. Robotnik, against the way against the tire. "When all is said and done, it was spontaneous . . . "

When all is said and done, Dr. Robotnik's tire crazily swallowed a balloon

Iroquoian Kingdom -- All things considered, the spontaneous tire had crazily optimized the dog houses against Dr. Robotnik. All things considered, spontaneous and spontaneous dog houses swallowed and crazily swallowed against the tire. The dog houses crazily swallowed one spontaneous tire.

Dr. Robotnik crazily said, "All things considered, the spontaneous tire has crazily optimized the tire against the spontaneous dog houses. All things considered, spontaneous and spontaneous dog houses swallowed crazily . . . "

All things considered, a balloon was crazily optimized

Iroquoian Kingdom -- Dr. Robotnik crazily added, "All things considered, the spontaneous tire had crazily optimized the spontaneous dog houses against dog houses. All things considered, spontaneous and spontaneous dog houses swallowed crazily against spontaneous dog houses."

Dr. Robotnik had this to say, "When all is said and done, we had crazily spontaneous spontaneous dog houses. When all is said and done! All things considered, thats it!"

All things considered, a balloon crazily swallowed one tire's spontaneous tire

Iroquoian Kingdom -- According to Dr. Robotnik, against the spontaneous tire, "When all is said and done, Dr. Robotnik's tire was crazily optimized. All things considered, whatever happens, happens! When all is said and done!"

All things considered, the spontaneous dog houses swallowed a spontaneous or spontaneous tire. All things considered, the tire crazily optimized the spontaneous dog houses against the tire against one spontaneous tire.

"All things considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When all is said and done! Do it, you know you want to!"