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OK SO NOW ED RULES ALL YOU LAMES VOTE ON TIHS AM I MAKING MYSELC CLEAR... ... ... BEWARE? --Ed Refugee 17:07, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, ED sucks. You have no taste in humor.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:10, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Alright maybe that was a bit rude. But really, I couldnt find anything funny on ED---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:15, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Shurrup you lot, I loved that talking horse. :( -- Hindleyite Converse 17:20, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Russian Reverse: NO U!!! --Ed Refugee 17:22, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

No u? Good comeback. You deserve a cookie.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:24, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Careful. I poisoned some of them and then lost track which. Now we're placing bets on who will die next. *munches*

1234 ~ 17:43, 26 October 2011

So the one who dies wins the bet? *eats all the cookies* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:46, 26 October 2011

Anyway. The original poster, a Mr. Edward Refugee, has presented an argument which raises suspicion. First of all, where is his scientific proof of the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica (2004-2011), also known as Thy Trollum Gobshite, is better in terms of humour and content than uncyclopedia? We thrive on intelligent humour, ED contains nonsensical nonsence. Scientific evidence is everything, Mr. Refugee, and don't you forget it. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:58, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Also, he may be reffering to himself in saying ED RULES, in which case no. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:59, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

ED does not rule. I do. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:05, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

I wasn't aware that ED had any rules. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 18:13 Oct 26 2011

--Roman Dog Bird 18:41, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

No U. Wjen I say no u I mean no u, and scientific everything can suck MY DICK!!! AND DONT U FORGET IT--Ed Refugee 18:51, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

ENGLISH PLEASE --Roman Dog Bird 18:52, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

BTW, please update your frontpage on ED: Helen Thomas has been on the "Articles that need help" for at least 6 months. And I have been on ED for a while, and the only articles I found funny were "Russia", "France", "Fox News" and "Jewnited States of Americunts". Those are worth a read, but that's pretty much it. Mattsnow 19:00, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hehe. I like this guy. Can we keep him?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:41, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

FCUKING BLASPHEMY!!!1! That is all. --50.47.57.50 21:52, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Use proper indentation asshole. More shit? Your article "Clayranger89" is in your "best Youtube Portal article" for... 5 months at least. Despite this guy being 13 year old and not having a single video with more than 1 000 views. Don't believe me? Go and see! It's quite a proof that the "New ED" is finished. And I could go on and on. It "worked" (big word) when Dr Rashberry and h64 were around. Are you old enough to be able to realiaze what traffic stats mean? LOL. Mattsnow 21:56, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

The only good thing ED is good for...

It makes good firewood for my barbecue and s'mores. Mmmm, barbecue and s'mores. *drools*---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:04, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

(searches online for gluten free graham cracker substitute) 67.183.110.88 23:43, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

LOL U SUCK

english my ass --88.114.123.126 06:54, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Your ass my ass. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:01, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

It's a date.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:40, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

ED SUCKS BALLS UNCYC RULES LOLOLOL

Not. --Ed Refugee 13:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

UN:N

Still. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 27 October 2011

Lol nobody cares about the penis inqisition l+l --Ed Refugee 14:46, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ironic that you're an ED fantard, yet you have a user account here Did I miss something?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:56, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

SOMBODY HAS TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL: --Ed Refugee 04:44, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Who wants to listen to the gospel of Satan? Not me, that's for sure.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:57, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Why is Uncyclopedia better than ED?

Because we don't like to admit that we worship an image of a men's anus being widened to reveal an infection. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 October 2011, at 05:11

Men's anus? lol 1 man only --Ed Refugee 06:09, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Which you are referring to yourself, perhaps? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 October 2011, at 06:43

ure mentions of "men's anus" when a anus can belong to 1 man only at a time, please. --88.114.123.126 07:30, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

ED giv u LULZ!!!!! Nuff said. --Scofield & Friends 12:06, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Is that some kind of sexually transmittable disease? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 28 October 2011

Why ED is infinity times infinyt better that Uncyclopeda

Beca<use I say so!!!!!! --Ed Refugee 14:46, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

First, learn to spell. Second, do you have any physical evidence that supports this theory?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:57, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

He said so. Isn't that evidence enough? --Scofield & Friends 16:57, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

No, I need real evidence.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:21, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

I dont care what you need real evidence....I know ED is better....so STFU I SAY HOW IT IS--Ed Refugee 18:00, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

You can say all you want about ED, but in my opinion it sucks, and if you don't like it, too bad. Now how about some Uncyclopedian chocolate milk?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:18, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

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Uncyclopedia sucks you say so yourselves lol

I res my case. --Ed Refugee 20:15, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

True. But we have free doughnuts.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:28, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't know about you, but to me he looks pretty brainwashed. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:26, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

YES HE IS BRAINWASHED IF HE DOESNT NO ED IS BEST LOLOLOL!!!!!--Ed Refugee 11:24, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

• = ED 6, Uncyclopedia idiots 0 --Ed Refugee 13:17, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

This is coming from a guy who is acting like a twelve year old who cannot spell. And last time I check ED was full of idiots---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:28, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Wait...that's cheating. ED cannot be winning 6-0 when there is only one EDiot and about 10 Uncyclopedians. So to correct you it would be Uncyclopedia idiots 10, ED 1 -3. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 30 October 2011, at 04:20

This all reminds me of The Great War. *sigh* --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:58, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Even this flame waer is lame lol

Put up som resistence you twits. --Ed Refugee 11:14, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

But, didn't you res your case? Doesn't that mean the end of cross examination? I wouldn't know, I've only ever been to court for stabbing someone who farted on the night of a camping trip. I was charged with wounding with intent. However, I had good lawyers and they bargained it down to just statutory rape. During my time in protective custody I learned that people may not like pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly in school zones. --Nikau 13:17, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

pedphiles lol --Ed Refugee 13:25, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, we're having a flame war?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:50, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Flame wars are what EDiots thrive on. That, and drama. We on the other hand, try to avoid both of those. That's why we are likely to last longer than ED. Unless of course, ED has a more generous fan base than I think it does. We'll find out by the end of the month. 67.183.110.88 23:49, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

OH GOD! AN INTELLIGENT IP USER! I PRAISE YOU!!! --Gamma287 21:22, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Gosh, with praise like that, we intelligent IPs might start getting accounts...crikey...12.73.160.231

Okay, way to the Cat

The Mighty Cat the Colourful wants to inform that Enerdy Drinks are for bad and he can't now think anything else that could be written under the title "ED". End of Discussion?

And he also wants to inform that Cat the Colourful rules. Meow. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:58 30 October 2011

Cats are cute nad stupid. --Ed Refugee 15:55, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, don't mess with Cat the Colorful---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:27, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

I assume 'nad' is the new slang for 'not'. Kids these days. However, if i'm wrong, and 'nad' is part of some trollish foreign language, then forgive me. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 30 October 2011, at 22:41

Nad must be ED language.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:46, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

*Opens ED-English/English-ED dictionary* Nad transalates to "I am a troll and I fail at spelling". True story. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 30 October 2011, at 22:51

I knew it!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:53, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

NAD is l33t for GONAD, don't you guys know anything? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

What that other lameo says. ButI havent got more time in my hands now so good bye you lames.------Ed Refugee 10:56, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Or another theory that nad= misspelling of and. So that's four theories we made so far what "nad" is. Had we looked at another ED dictionary for Nad? |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 08:09, November 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, Captain Obvious. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 November 2011, at 08:15

And Captain Obvious saves the day! Though we still need that ED dictionary handy just in case.... |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 03:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

A lame notice to that EDiot

Ed Refugee, we all know that you come here to seek asylum. But first, we have to put you in a detention center for about a year while we process your arrival. I knew how long it took for me to get processed. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 01:45, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

So I wuld fall into teh category of "evrything else" RIGTH??? --Ed Refugee 07:38, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Look, what it means is that we put you in detention. How about I turn this forum into a nice article? |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 10:44, November 5, 2011 (UTC)

A rather late notice to the Uncyclidiots

Please stop feeding the troll. Thank you.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Oct 31 '11 4:08 (UTC)

YEah that's fnally sonmene who nos his business. Thank you'. --Ed Refugee 07:39, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Then what am I suppose to do with all of these animal pebbles?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:28, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Animals are not peoples dont be dumb... !!! --Ed Refugee 16:39, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

1) I was joking around. 2) I'm not the one who can't spell.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:50, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yo, IWillKillYou. Seriously. Ignore it and it will be forced to blank pages, or talk to itself.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 1 '11 22:58 (UTC)

Why the hell wood I blank pages theyre far worze now than blanked LOL goes to show ho bad this shit is lolol....--Ed Refugee 11:59, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

As much as it is fun to tease the little whiny troll, Bizz has a point. We must settle this like Englishmen. Would you like some tea and crumpets, Mr. Refugee? Mr. Beaver? Mr. Killyou333? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 23:39

Uncylopedia the nicety nice ED lol LOLOLOL!!!!!!11!!!?!!! -------Ed Refugee 08:50, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Where's my cookies and tea? This is not fare. I don't wanna play with you guys anymore. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:50 3 November 2011

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An even later notice to the unicyclists

I'm going to post this pic everytime I see ED mentioned in the forums. It's a nice pic of my Pa'. *sniff*, I miss Pa'. Went out for smokes and never came back, he did. Plus, since headers don't appear to be length-limited, I can just ramble on about whatever comes to mind. Which is nice. The rambling, I mean...

"Hola, me llamo ED. Oí que usted me buscaba."

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:17, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah well this is the first inteligent thing some1 has posted on here x---Ed Refugee 09:13, November 3, 2011 (UTC)ept 4 my own psts of course lol --Ed Refugee 09:13, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

So...much...spelling errors! -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 November 2011, at 22:36

A Rather Late Notice to Modusoperandi

Went out fer smokes? Never came back? ...why, that almost sounds like what my paw done...

Bastard never did stop smoking them cancer sticks, till the day he died.

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 15:47 (UTC)

Remember to sign yourself, someone. Now I'll never know whose pa this is... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:45 3 November 2011

...mrrreowwwwww!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 15:47 (UTC)

Ahh... Now I feel much better. Thankyou for signing your name, mr. beaver. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:48 3 November 2011

So then you all suck anywya neverhtless!!

An ED user holding a cock

Ands the skin sucks too it looks like cock...!!!! --Ed Refugee 17:48, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Guess you must like the cock because you keep coming back for more. Not to mention that pic on your userpage that looks like some drooling, demented character holding a shiny cock.--    18:26, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sweet Jesus! Stop talking to the Ediot

If you're going to post here, at least don't address the streaker directly. C'mon, folks. Indecorous! Uncouth! For shame.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 18:40 (UTC)

Who do you meen? --Ed Refugee 19:00, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

He's saying that you like cock.--    19:24, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

NO HE ISNT HE SAYS DONT TALK TO SOME1 DOES H MEAN ME? OR WHO:??!? --Ed Refugee 20:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

If you can't figure out what he's saying, how are you so sure he isn't referring to your love of cock?--    20:55, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I wash my hands of the lot of you

Also, to whomever is sockpuppeting Ed Refugee: Ha. Funny. Now go back to writing featurable articles, already.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 22:34 (UTC)

I understand your sentiment and desire to combat trolling by using the iggy function, unfortunately that's not going to happen in an open community with a lot of users/readers - I've never seen it happen in just under 20 years on the net. Maybe if it was a small community of like minded people. If it's actually a regular who's socking for shits and giggles, which I'm not sold on yet, they probably would have stage dived by now. I think we may have an actual retard. So, since attention will happen anyway, I believe in making said attention as painful as possible - getting under the dermal layer and such.--    05:56, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

Aw, I'm not trying to be the Skewl Principal or anything. He just doesn't seem very good or very funny at what he's doing. Kinda dumb for folks to engage him rather than...y'know, writing funny shit, or making funny pictures. If he's a real retard, poking him with a stick probably won't have any effect, anyway. That sort lives for the abuse.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 4 '11 6:05 (UTC)

Well, finally. I would be fairly proud of myself (because someone is still uncertain) but acting dumb is among the easiest things to do. Not easy enough to hang my cock in shame, though. Was fun at times, thanks everyone! --Ed Refugee 09:20, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

Still dunno who Ed really was. Oh, w...w...

[Bizzeebeever lets out a tremendous yawn]

...oh, well.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 4 '11 9:26 (UTC)

Who? Why, me! Ed Refugee! BUT IM NOT DUMB LOL!!!!--Ed Refugee 10:05, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah and I'm not a cat. No, sorry, just couldn't help it. Sorry mon. You'll always be my friend. *hugs* OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 18:18 5 November 2011

U Propably R nut a cat sincce u can use computerIWIN...!!?!!!--Ed Refugee 16:02, November 6, 2011 (UTC)

Ed is a guy.

Edguy, you fucks. <youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3hKwtVSHE</youtube> --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:33, November 5, 2011 (UTC)

Edguy fucking rocks. Altough I'm not sure if ED is a guy... He said I'm not cat. So ED is now a refrigerator. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:58 9 November 2011

ED is an oven! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 04:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

All of you are bonkers. ED is a frog. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 November 2011, at 04:40

Wait...are you saying Ed is an assassin frog?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 13 '11 0:47 (UTC)

And finally...

No it doesn't. Good night! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:17, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Even moRE FINALY

Yes. it. does. --Ed Refugee 19:53, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

just look at this if you dont believe me User:EDiot --Ed Refugee 19:54, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

Folks who believe Uncyclopedia blows Tijuana donkey balls are welcome to (a) do something to improve it, or (b) FOAD. Pick one.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 20 '11 2:30 (UTC)

Isn't there always a third option of doing both? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I propose we open a refugee camp for fallen EDites here in BHOP.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:47, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Can I be the dude who shoots the escapees?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:58, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Why do people care what sites other people like...? Hell, you could all be masturbating to furry children being raped and I wouldn't give a shit. Stop worrying about what others like and judge them for their personalities. --HM (T) 02:15, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Um, if i knew people who were masturbating to furry children being raped, I would beat the shit out of them because that's just sick.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:38, November 21, 2011(UTC)

Why? It's pointless to hate someone for things they like that don't hurt you or anyone else. What they masturbate to is included, as is ED usage. --HM (T) 03:37, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

I wouldn't hate them, but it would make me question their background.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:15, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

@Iwillkillyou: if your name is any indication, your credentials are good. You've got the job.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:28, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yay! Time to get to work. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:35, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

This shit still going?

Ah fuck it. Might as well. ED stands for Environment Disaster. And it all started with a big bang. HEY!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:54, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

I thought it meant Educationally Disabled, but hey. That works, too... --Gamma287 21:25, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

OK, REfugee camp for EDians open!

See more for information. Also, invalid at Meijer. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 09:42, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

1. Refugees from Encyclopedia Dramatica, who arrived after its closure on the 1st day of April, 2011 and before 3rd day of August, year 2011, are eligible for getting a free visa. Any Refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica arriving from 3rd day of August, year 2011 thereafter will be placed in the Mordillo Refugee Processing Center, located at 1986 Zelda Road (opposite Rite Aid, Meijer, Wal-Mart, 7 Eleven, Best Buy and Target), North Uncyclopedia, Internet.
2. Upon arrival, a voucher for purchase of food with the value of up to $1000 will be provided. The voucher is only valid at the following stores: Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart, 7-Eleven, Pizza Hut, CVS Pharmacy, Rite Aid, McDonald's and Macy's. Voucher invalid at Meijer, Best Buy, GameStop, Quizno's Sub, Taco Bell and other stores not listed in the Terms and Conditions. Once $1000 becomes consumed, a new voucher will be provided in two weeks. Vouchers arrive every two weeks.
3. During the stay, processing for your visa requires a witness (who will send you a message of welcome) to state your intentions of arriving at Uncyclopedia. This process may require two weeks to be completed. After processing of the witness' declaration, the materials is sent to the manager for Adopt-a-Noob, where the manager will find a mentor for them. The visa is processed for three weeks for this time.

|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 06:05, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hey ure making fun of us man.........--Ed Refugee 14:02, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

Have you seen you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:09, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yes...? --Ed Refugee 15:50, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

If he promises to stop making fun of you, I won't promise to stop hating IP users. Deal? --Gamma287 21:24, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, man, everybody is somebody's IP. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:09, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

File:REMOVE POOTIS

REG. USER HAS STRENGTH OF SERB, WHO HAS STRENGTH OF FALCON. --Gamma287 23:39, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

Lucky for you, I'm quite the little hypocrite... --Gamma287 23:39, November 29, 2011 (UTC)