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UnNews:Bradaphraser makes small children cry

What up mother fuckers!!! I just got the fricken account like 5 fuckin secs ago. I went to the beginners guide, and i don't know how to make a motherfuckin article! It seems like my brain is working right (what was that white powder my mom made me shove up my nose?). Right now im looking at rainbow unicorns, and a fuckin purple giraffe. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iluvshrimp100 (talk • contribs)

You can't make new pages here. Nobody can. We're stuck in a loop of recycling the same crap over and over again. The last person to try something new was Steven Spielburg, and that ended up with the recent film Indiana Jones and the Oh My God Am I Ever Fucking With Your Fondest Memories. Do you want to risk that happening again? Do you?!
May I recommend you cut your teeth on making some existing pages better before you stumble in to the ugly and vicious world of starting pages?
Lastly, sign your forum (and talkpage) posts with four tildes (~~~~). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:01, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
And finally lastly, search for what you want to create, then click the red link that says, "Create this article."--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:04, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
That's disgusting! There could be children reading that...that...that filth. You monster! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:50, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
We also have this for those that don't get the first way of making articles. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:50, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Articles are made...

out of sugar and spice and everything nice... except when containing the most unholy price.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 May 2010 ~ 04:59 (UTC)

See also

The answer is out there... somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:32, 14 May 2010