Forum:I feel so violated.

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ED's having their first ever Lulzcon in my city, and I'm just horrified. In San Diego's weakened state from Comic-Con, the people may not rise up and beat the crap out of ED users, and I shudder to think what will happen to my beloved San Diego. I am looking into producing an explosive device, yet as an Uncyc user (and thus one who knows of fnord ) I fear that the FBI keeps strict tabs on my console.

My horror has no bounds. Please, post your sympathy for my town here, as well as possible solutions to removing multiple ED users gathered in the same place. --Moogle.EXE 16:41, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Does this mean you need a recipe for RDX? if so... I can service that request :P --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:10, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

I don't think you'll be seeing too much of them — half will be preoccupied seeking old gay men in various stages of undress, while the other half will be in public restrooms watching shit flush. -- Imrealized 16:56, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Don't some of those furry conventions take place in San Diego too? I'm surprised the city still stands... --Jordanus 16:59, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Doesn't it also run along the San Andreas fault? But if anything, one of the ED Users will just fall in there and die, and the rest will follow suit. Wecanonlypray. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:47, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

I thought ED died months ago... -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:33, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, but even dED they can torment us for the rest of eternity. Then again, I'm surprised that the {{someone}} template on this site has lasted as long as it has, given that so much of the ED-related rubbish has been VFD'ed and locked both here and on a certain parody of us. --Carlb 19:48, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

You should crash their get-together, scream stuff like "UNCYCLOPEDIA FOREVER" and run around without a shirt with Uncyclopedia painted with blood on your chest. Then you should avoid getting murdered by them, and be praised here for your commando actions.

You should totally blow it up after assasinating the ED admins in order. Of course, send out a horrifying video message to ED warning them, because its proper ettiquite and won't make a difference. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 13:06, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

I say we hire the guys attending toorcon to hack their little get together, and by hack I mean the kind with an axe.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

Why don't we have a Lulzcon? Or Uncyclocon? That'd be kewl....We could like all get together in some high-ranking ED User's city and huff kittens in their basement and replace all local radio station scheduled broadcasts with 24-hour Oscar wilde quote readings. Whaddya say?!

Score: +5

• Propose & FOR! Yaaaaa!!! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:06, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE, so long as there's a huge manure pile available for me to hose down with napalm so I can feel at home. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:34, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• For I'd come if I weren't on the Communist Black List thing that Senator McArthy keeps throwing around. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:30, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
• Sorta for, we could do that, or we could just crash their convention. - Sir Real Hamster {la} {talk} {contribs} 00:24, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• Definitely! - User:Guest/sig 16:46, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yes, and combine with Uncyclomania. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
• Denied --Nytrospawn 03:46, 24 July 2006 (UTC)