Forum:The case of Mordillo is now on trial by the community

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After some through research, it has come to my very short attention that Mordillo is in trouble with the law. As you can see here, Mordillo is a copyrighted name. This webpage proves two things:

One:
The real Mordillo is an old dude.

Two:
Mordillo is a trademarked name, and thus the user is screwed legally.

Three:
Dr. Skullthumper can't count.

So what do we do? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:04 Jun 23, 2008

Kill him, bury the logs, and forget anything ever happened

Score: +won

For. Best way to ensure we don't go down with him, the bastard. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:04 Jun 23, 2008
Against. - I can think of worse ways to go--Sycamore (Talk) 14:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Hide, it's the Feds!

Score: +???

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, n y a h !) 23:06, Jun 23

Examine grue

Score: -life

OH SHI- – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:08 Jun 23, 2008

Move out of US

Score: -US-sucks

Nobody Cares, He's not in the US, I'm not in the US, so I'll opt to not give a shit --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:13, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Agreed. Let's nuke the bastards. ~ 23:15, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I can endorse Mhaille's reactionary views as well as this--Sycamore (Talk) 14:15, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Mhaille? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Mhaille (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 26, 14:33

Burn Him

He's a witch! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Well, if we must.--<<

>> 02:37, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Agreed, let this fiend burn!--Sycamore (Talk) 14:13, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

He turned me into a newt. --UU - natter

14:16, Jun 24

A NEWT?! ~

14:19, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

I got better. Sometimes, you can't resist it... --UU - natter

14:22, Jun 24

BURN HIM ANYWAY! I never could ~

14:24, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Its a fair cop.... -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

PEOPLE, WAIT! How do you know he's a witch? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, n y a h !) 00:25, Jun 25

He looks like one. {and now for something completely different} -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Convert

Oy oy oy! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:47, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

OK Modus /Sycamore prepares the Circumsicion tools - I suppose you'll be hogging the cool hand stick pointy thing as well now?--Sycamore (Talk) 12:25, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

"Circumsicion"? With accuracy like that, you should probably give up your dream of becoming a mohel. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:01, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Look, no more dry Bond like wit, lets just get your foreskin off - and be done with it--Sycamore (Talk) 12:30, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Done! Mine's velcro'd. That way, I can change it to suit the surrounding terrain. Like a chameleon, but creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:54, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Where can the customised foreskins be purchased?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:03, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Both foreign and domestic foreskins, the widest selection in the tri-county area, are available at Foreskins, foreskins, foreskins, on 2,435rd street, three miles west of the Landon overpass. Open 24 hours for your convenience. Tailors on-site for that custom fit. Remember, when you think "foreskins", think Foreskins, foreskins, foreskins. We'll see ya there! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:09, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

If only I was on the same continent I'd be customsing my Penis in way I could never have imagined, is there any other items that the store sells?--Sycamore (Talk) 13:13, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, also sell foreskins. We ship worldwide, too. Except to whatever country you're in, 'cause it's full of prudes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:17, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

You see I hava a tatoo of an elephant (on the zone, as it were), and I was looking for items that brought out the theme I'm going for--Sycamore (Talk) 13:22, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

We don't sell carnies or bears on tricycles. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:02, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Make him spend time with these guys

Especially Sideshow Bob

For' ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
24/06/2008 @ 00:10

He can stay, but he has to change his username to "Hyperbole is awesome"

Score: Hyperbole

For. This seems like the most judicious solution. --Hyperbole 00:40, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

UN:OFFICE Restrictions

Specifically, require him to carry 30% less dildos at all times. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Specifically, require him to carry 30% more dildos at all times. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS04:52, June 26 2008

Do nothing, watch what happens, and then write it all down in a shocking exposé demonstrating the frightening power of the national government and what we've each learned and carried away from the experience.

Score: tl;dr

Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:18, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
For Dirty Jew... -RA HB 10:34, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Drown him in subtitles considering possibilities

Score: More than you'll ever need

~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 14:16, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Give him a hug

He needs it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:52, 25 June 2008 (UTC)