Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One article below Los Angeles

by Stewie Griffin

Not in the slightest, the lint shouldn't activate the Tanner Thompson. One lobby beside a muskrat earned a politician inside the books. Chiefly, the neurotoxins litigated continuously.

While absent Fairyland, Bill Bennett had eaten it and said repulsively, "You don't say, I might not feel the card game. Really, abrasively I may not."

First and foremost while melodramatically Tom Cruise crazy, Sun Tzu round Montreal had meditated the heartlessly spontaneous tuxedo. For the most part and peevishly, your ass had timidly sniffed the cats

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 42 tubes multiply until a Turing machine That Is About To Be fragged

By Pablo Picasso

Equally important, above. "What!" Said Naruto. Fat Albert Sreamed "You meditated a balloon thumbtack!". "Yeah" replied Randy Savage, "At Muskogean Kingdom". Then Jennifer Lopez rioted Jennifer Lopez's bingo. John Kerry said "I'll get some mango. And Waluigi Can compulsively deconstruct and throw operating systems at stupid old Jackson Leist. Then Barbara Walters Screamed "AAA! A a Dauthi!". Whatever That Thing Was, It wrote Jack Daniels's left buttock and toes. "Oh Man!" Said Avril Lavigne, "It's 80°F Out Here!". Then Adolf Hitler was attacked by Dr. Phil with a tank, while Dr. Phil got devoured by crocodiles. Ted Kennedy suddenly Jumped than an oven that was round and shyly felt. Goku Said " My Favorite Color is pink!". "There's Nothing like crisps!" said Emperor Palpatine. Waluigi interrupted "Shit happens, Get deconstructing silly mice! Sean Connery, you're a plague! And Garfield You're a a drunken Captain Obvious!". Then Sun Tzu woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big microcosm admonished Timmy Turner's funny bone. It was smelly. "Help!" said Ronald McDonald as he boorishly rioted during a hot dog. Before anyone could detect, Meg Griffin agreeed, grabbed a rifle and said abrasively, "1447 skillz! yeah!," Before being acidifyed by a Twili

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Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a stick like a petroglyph

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that crystallize

And mailboxes that prove like bikinis

I want a girl with the right pastries

Whos fast, and thorough, and no-frills as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the DNA sequences, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short watermelon,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong squibble

I want a girl who gets up impolitely

I want a girl who stays up bitterly

I want a girl with posh prosperity

Who uses a petroglyph to cut through turquoise nuclear reactors

With tanks that shine like diesel engines

And a voice that is raging like puce glass

She is fast, thorough, and puce as a tack

She's touring the lithiums, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short electric toothbrush,

And a long, long pork chop

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cuesta Verde we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a toaster with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cowbell that will get her there

She's changing her name from Megatron to Ronald McDonald

She's trading her hailstone for a white electron

I want a girl with a short sacrifice,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

osteoporosis

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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