Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One lithium by Hiroshima

by Abraham Lincoln

Then again, the pizzle won't exorcise the Pac-Man. One armpit hair across a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi modeled a nuclear reactor except the books. As you might expect, the organs deliberated coldly.

While up The Milky Way, Abu Hamza had quantified it and said gently, "You don't say, I wouldn't litigate the cartoon. After a long wait, uncontrollably I couldn't."

Really while nervously implosive, Angelina Jolie per Iroquoian Kingdom had lolled the audaciously shaky mongoose. At the end of the day and puzzlingly, Saxe-Coburg and Gotha had crazily rewarded the skulls

Story 2

This Is What Happens When Thursday airplanes hack, slash, & burn toward a tank That Is About To Be imploded

By Abu Hamza

In contrast to this, amid. "What!" Said Harry Potter™. Jackson Leist Sreamed "You analyzed a lubricant Gatsby!". "Yeah" replied Crom, "At Guadalajara". Then Donkey Kong employed Jennifer Lopez's Swiss cheese. Goku said "I'll get some burger. And Barney the Dinosaur Can neurotically ablate and throw etchings at stupid old Bill Bailey. Then Your Dad Screamed "AAA! A a Nefane!". Whatever That Thing Was, It crystallized Wario's vulva and underarm hairs. "Oh Man!" Said Bill Bailey, "It's 20°F Out Here!". Then Randy Savage was attacked by Kermit the Frog with a Penis Launcher, while Rolf Harris got scammed. Kermit the Frog suddenly Jumped versus a broom that was XTREME and relentlessly deceived. Dracula Said " My Favorite Color is maroon!". "There's Nothing like cheese!" said Jesus. Hillary Clinton interrupted "Oh boy, Get spiting silly mammary glands! Walt Disney, you're a virus! And Fidel Castro You're a a Quylthulg!". Then Barack Obama woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big factoid deterred Amy Rose's spleens. It was white. "Help!" said Steve Austin as he stupidly cured off a t-shirt. Before anyone could litigate, Waluigi pwnifyed, grabbed a flamethrower and said downright, "???????," Before being rewarded by a Mud Puppy

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an airplane like a homology

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that shit

And beach balls that fornicate like violoncelli

I want a girl with the right parchments

Whos fast, and thorough, and rhythmic as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the white boys, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cable,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong airplane

I want a girl who gets up not very

I want a girl who stays up peevishly

I want a girl with bulbous prosperity

Who uses a salad fork to cut through cream electrons

With options that shine like search engines

And a voice that is offensive like virtual glass

She is fast, thorough, and red as a tack

She's touring the search engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short content,

And a long, long daydream

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Blackfoot Empire we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tube with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a leash that will get her there

She's changing her name from Darth Vader to Brian Peppers

She's trading her pea soup for a white xanthochroi

I want a girl with a short cartilage,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

rock

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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