Ri Sol-ju

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Ri Sol-juish (Born September 28, 1989) is the current First Lady of North Korean and wife of The Great Successor, or the Great Chairman, Kim Jong-un.

Secrets[edit]

Ri Sol-juish secretly poisoned her husband, Kim Jong-un so he would like Donald Trump. RI plans to move to America in a few years to also meet Michael Bay. Ri was also secretly In the military with George W. Bush.

Biography[edit]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his family have been classified as People who laugh at The Nuclear Explosion, But it was revealed that they ARE the nuclear explosion.

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