Uncyclopedia:VFH/User:TOAST

Vote	Score: -1
Nominated by:	It's Mr thejazz... a case not yet solved. 16:17, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
For: 10	Nom and For. It was going to happen sooner or later. It's Mr thejazz... a case not yet solved. 16:17, June 8, 2010 (UTC) For To keep the nom afloat, I believe Toast's user page has and will continue to be the hub of activity here at Uncy. The only reason I can think of for voting 'no' is because some users don't want to share it with the world. They have only their selfish interests to answer to, and ignore the higher calling of this site. Aleister in Chains 19:39 8 6 MMX For I'm a fan. What? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Absolutely. Why the fuck not? Love, This article is the best thing ever. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at01:30, Wednesday 09 June 2010 - Against this not being a featured article. The amount of penguins that have not been shown on the front page is a tragedy that this spectacularly crafted article is designed to counter-act. If I voted for this to not be a feature then I wouldn't be • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 23:32, Jun 8 2010 UTC For Lolyes. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:42, 9 June 2010 (UTC) For. Best user ever. Feature him now. -- petrifying Ape (edify) (Riot Porn) 19:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC) For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:33, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Nom. Nom Nom. += 03:34,10June,2010
Against: 11	Against. Lolno. --UU - natter 16:20, Jun 8 Against. Per UU Chiefjustice32X 16:21, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against. Megaman126512 19:24, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against Ryan "I fucking hate this site" Matfen 21:22, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against. So is this guy Hyperbole's sock or not? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:58, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against. --Higher calling of this site 23:03, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against. I would prefer to see a ham sandwich on the front page isntead. ~ Readmesoon 23:45, June 8, 2010 (UTC) No. --monika 00:43, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Against. I am now convinced Toast is part of a sliced loaf conspiracy. This is the unbuttered truth. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 07:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Don't go spreading that around - people will think you're yellow. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 07:13, Jun 9 2010 UTC Against. ~ 23:27, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Keep. DON'T DELETE TOAST, YOU ASSHOLES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:09, 10 June 2010 Against. Yeaaah, I don't think so. Yoyoddd 03:12, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments:	The penguins! Won't somebody think of the penguins! • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 23:53, Jun 8 2010 UTC Plenty of better reasons to place penguins on the main page. Some of our pen-mates tend to lean back when aircraft come along. I'm sure any inanity belonging to penguins could be translated to a full article. --nldr 23:58, June 8, 2010 (UTC) The reason I nominated this page was that I wanted the world to know that penguins are not, in fact, toast. I figured that this was the best way to show this. Also, who's in the mood to read filial piety again? It's Mr thejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:38, June 9, 2010 (UTC) PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME!! I just want to keep to myself and tell you all my awesome and amazing adventures! Besides, I'm the greatest ever in the world. TOAST 03:55, June 10, 2010 (UTC) TOAST, this isn't voting to delete you. This is actually voting to get your user page highlighted on the front page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:56, June 10, 2010 (UTC) What? I thought it was to delete him. I want my yes vote back, but can't reach it from all the way down here. Aleister 3:59 10 6 MMX