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Taxi (TV series)

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Topic is needed, but what little there is here is mostly red links --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:20, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. DeLEte The joke is it's a fly on the....nevermind. Matt lobster (talk) 21:55, November 1, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. or complete do-over...agree with comment (2). Malseka Planko (talk) 21:55, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I retract my previous feelings. Delete the page.--HolUp (talk) 21:06, February 28, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub featuring a cast combined with the film Taxi Driver, with a couple of corpse and tiny dick jokes. Content from an earlier version of the article is more about taxis in general and might be worth recycling. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:53, March 2, 2018 (UTC)
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  1. Romartus is a 70s dude isn't he? Maybe he could add more to the article, if he watched the show (which was fairly popular in its day).--HolUp (talk) 09:25, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  1. This 'Romartus dude' speakin'. Never watched the show but you are right that I am of that age bracket! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:16, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
  1. 3 sentences, no humor and no pictures is worthless and is enough to make visitors leave and not come back. I know the show quite well but this is not worth saving just because the topic happens to exist. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:48, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. I added pictures, killed redlinks, and readded some content from old revisions of the page (that went more into detail on the casting).--HolUp (talk) 15:49, January 14, 2018 (UTC)
  3. I think the historical parts with Maximus Overchargus of Elysium in the earlier version may be worth having in an article for Taxis in general. My only rewrite idea would be to combined it more with Taxi Driver and 5th Element. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:05, March 2, 2018 (UTC)

Secret, scrotum-kicking Hungarians that come out of nowhere in the dark

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some nonsense or other. Long on abuse, zero on giggles - none that I can see. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:48, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs to be kicked in the scrotum. Worthless. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 18:15, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think this is just junk and worthless. This is just full of lame inside jokes. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:26, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The idea that wars and assassinations all involve scrotum kicking is a decent enough idea for a one liner, but making it an entire page is just an attempt to ride the coat tails of pirates vs. ninjas and Chuck Norris round house kicking. It's padded out with lists and ad libs scrotum-kicking into Hungarian history, repeating the same joke over and over with no variation. Irritable of contents (talk) Irritable of contents (talk) 06:08, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Things to say on a First Date

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A rather repetitive and predictable collection of transgender, castration, pedophilia, bestiality and rape, and incest jokes; the more random entries are some of the better. I'm not sure there's enough for 100 much less the current 200, there's about a dozen of them that are actually funny and stand out, while the rest are largely interchangeable and could have been written by ten year olds. It's not beyond saving if someone wants a challenge. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes kept crossing trying to get through the list. Childish Reddit wars are more entertaining. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:06, January 13, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:10, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
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Only contribution of Un-Zohand. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

The Tweenies

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Complete mess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:28, December 31, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another article proving that Pedobears can't write to save their lives. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:14, January 13, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mess... --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 11:37, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, rapey, and parts repeat the same events. Relies on shock value of names and content. The Tweenies\Fimbles war was a decent paragraph. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, March 4, 2018 (UTC)
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Tide Pod

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  • NRV. I know it's new, but it's meme driven, and I don't see it improving. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 03:16, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.: The ending is the best part, unfortunately it doesn't take 3 hours to read and without the repetitive filler would take less than half an hour. That's a good ending but other than that this is repetitive, meme derived, random and rapey. On further inspection, it is reliant on long winded fake history and fake laws that don't parody anything real to be extra long, with celebrity cameos from the X-Men for two paragraphs and one by Gordon Ramsey that's wasted. It goes off on a lot of tangents as well, Gordon Ramsey beats a fake law on restaurant distribution by squaring the circle of the packaging so that cherubs can get sauce bottle dildo'sin in less than 3 sentences. It lazily replaced poison koolaid drinking at Heavens Gate with tide pods almost interchangeably without looking up anything particular about Tide Pods. What does the good edit of this article look like, how many paragraphs long would it be I don't see anything here worth keeping except an ending. Russian time travel has potential, but this is barely a premise. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, March 4, 2018 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Obviously, I'm voting like this because I'm open to suggestions about how to change it unless it's just a fundamentally lost cause. In short, it's up to everyone else here, this is just my two cents on what I wrote. ~ksnumedia 18:16, February 4 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I am sure this could be improved somehow. Improving it seems more worth it than deleting it. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:28, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not bad at all. It does wander around in ideas presented so that the time travel angle keeps getting overwhelmed. Using existing meme pictures is playing lowball; more imagination is needed there. Now, is there somebody willing to work on this rather than expecting someone else to jump in? --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 12:01, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not bad. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:31, March 2, 2018 (UTC)
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7-Eleven

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Other than COATRACK, it's - in the words of the ICU tagger - just unfunny. Delete and redirect to 7-11. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:25, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Being the ICU tagger, I agree exactly with the above statement. --Starboard Travels (talk) 00:56, February 10, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A near-stub that goes nowhere. After all those (failed) revision attempts, it deserves deletion. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 11:41, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Close down. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:09, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists and butts; a stub that no one will look for that's never going to be gigantic. It has good images though, maybe those could be reused. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
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Cholo

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Other than lazy stereotyping, I don’t see the funny here. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 21:42, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The same old kind of diatribe and nothing more. It's strangely written in something that's not even English. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 11:25, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was hoping the writer would improve it but it started out pants..and remains soiled underwear. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:10, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The stereotype derived contents make it so the article can be predicted without actually reading it, never a good sign. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Leans more towards offensive than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:13, April 1, 2018 (UTC)
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Blank Page

Score: -3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Uhm... Historic Uncy's joke, that is IMO valid, even if the difference with nihilism is not so great. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 11:36, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't think there is a very good reason to delete. I mean, it literally is a blank page. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Atomicdragon136 (talk • contribs)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explained by voters above. Expert 3222 10:40, April 23, 2018 (UTC)
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Merge with Nihilism. I think it should be. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC) 05:09, April 7, 2018 (UTC)