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Vagina
“In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”
Vampire
“Can American vampires drink Mexican blood without getting diarrhea?”
Vandalism
“What is Vandalism to one is art to another. How the delightful tinkle of your car windshield plays upon my ears, as fairies dancing upon crystals of ice.”
Vexnard
“Ouch! It bit my freakin' leg!”
Vice President
“I named my penis Dick Cheney because they both so love to shoot a man in the face!”
Vietnam
“The brothels... Oh the brothels.”