Portal:Society
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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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This is the universe. You are beside the bright dot on the right, near the bottom. No, your other right. Your other bottom, too. |
Are you tired of being a small cog in the giant machine of what is, for all intents and purposes, an infinite and uncaring universe? Of course, we all are!
In fact, people have attempted to expand their minds and become a part of the bigger picture ever since the monkey lost its tail and grunted to itself, "Damn, now I'm all self aware and shit."
"But how do I, a mere newborn babe/small child/university student/accountant/elderly person just steps away from death's door, whose gaping maw is opened wide in anticipation of my ethereal etherealness, the insignificant mote of dust that is me, passing through its opening en route to what will surely be a depressing and disappointing eternity, attain oneness with the universe today?" you ask.
How, indeed. I honestly haven't a clue. Luckily for you, people far smarter than me have spent their entire lives trying to force their grasp to equal, if not exceed, their reach. Some have even succeeded, or at least that's what they tell me. But how do I know, really? They could just be messing with my head as part of their greedy plan to sucker me into shelling out $14.95 for a copy of their self-help book; one of many coincidentally and conveniently located in the Self-Help section of the bookstore....
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Society in the News
Brubeck has been a journalist at the Arizona Daily Star for four years... |
The House, Somewhere. The man who lives in the house amazed onlookers today when, at about the time the sun came up, he woke up.
This life-changing event officially marked the end of a very boring period of time when it was dark and the man was asleep and there was nothing to do. It was horrible. I didn't think it was ever going to end.
But it did!!!!!
The man got out of bed and stood up, and I just about had a heart attack from excitement. I was so excited, I knocked him over!...
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“If a woman starts talking about a wedding you know you are entering a world of pain.”
- ~ From the article: Wedding
Did you know...
- ...that you don't exist?
- ...that anti-intellectualism be good?
- ...that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?
- ...that letting other people do it is
- ...that God kills a kitten whenever someone reads an article on tired internet memes?
- ...that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?
- ...that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?
- ...that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?
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