System 1 (Mac OS)

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Before 1984, the Mac was nothing.
Steve Jobs then said "Let there be System 1!" and System 1 was born.
On the second day, he said "Let there be the Finder!" and the Finder came into existence.
On the third day, he said "Let there be Control Panel!" and Control Panel was born.
On the fourth day, he said "Let there be Laserwriter!" and there was Laserwriter.
On the fifth day, he said "Let there be Teachtext!" and there was Safari.
On the sixth day, he said "Let there be Copypar!" and there was Copypar.
On the seventh day, he finally rested and released the Macintosh and System 1.

The creation of the Mac[edit]

The original model of the Mac.

The creation of the Mac came from Lisa, a computer that failed miserably. Jobs then decided to have seven days of him doing the project (see notes above).

System 1 Updates[edit]

Shortly after creating System 1, Jobs decided it would be fun to update a bunch of little things to torture his customers. So he kept selling updates no matter what happened.

After doing the updates, Jobs made creatures gradually adapt new forms over billions of microseconds, a process known as evolution. Slowly, (no, even slower than that!), after billions of microseconds, software began to appear. The first ancestors of software, believed to be contemporaries of Lisa.

Development of System 2[edit]

After System 1 was finished, Apple copied the exact same style for System 2. Go to the system 2 article for more information.

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