System 7 (Mac OS)

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System 7 was the 7th system of Mac OS.

System 7.0 (1991)

January

• System 7.0 is first introduced to the public. Colour is introduced.
• Colonel Sanders is compatible. This means you can eat the computer even though no-one did that.

The Colonel in System 7

• First World Problems ignore System 7.
• The Big Bang happens in System 7.
• System 7 is considered better than System Vista due to better stability.
• System 7 is released in Laos.
• The SNES is incompatible with System 7
• 7 and 0 merge with a dot in the middle
• System 7 is also compatible with the Beatles

February

• The error phrase "Insert Hard Dick" is starting to be used.
• Microsoft insults System 7 by saying its the same as Vista.
• Apple Pay becomes compatible with System 7.
• Windows 3.0 starts to succeed better than System 7 by 3,000,000,000,000 more copies.
• System 7.000001 is introduced.
• The Zeus 70000 is compatible with System 7.
• The Beatles broadcast revolution on System 7.

March

Nothing happened.

April Fools

• April Fools happens.
• April Fools infects System 7.

May

• Crap spreads to System 7.
• Ireland finally receives System 7.

June

This did happen in June though.

Despite being in the middle of the year, nothing actually happened in June.

August

• Justin Bieber finally gets hold of System 7.