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14 November 2017

NASHVILLE, United Kingdom of Amerika

Ole Joe Goebbels, known as the first grand champion ballroom dancer, will not be able to judge this year's debutante ball. "I'd rather not miss my annual colonoscopy, " says Joe.

A White Supremacist group, the Neo-Nazis, are having an end of year pool party from 6 to 8 p.m. tomorrow at Nashville City Pool.

All current registered Neo-Nazis are invited to attend. This is a bring-a-white-friend event, to formally present them to society. There is no cost to attend this event.

These lucky triplets are excited but nervous. One says, "My mommy says I'm the pretty one, but she always says that."

To participate in the ball you or your date's age must be from 16 to 25 years, and be pre-selected to be a debutante for the International Debutante Ball, held every two years in New York City.

The Neo-Nazi Mobile Shop will be there. We will also have Girl Scout cookies, appletini's and kegs of Purple Hand Beer, and also a live DJ playing the latest dance and hip-hop.

"Debutante Ball is a celebration of a lot of people getting together to celebrate their queer bait sons' sort of entrance into the real Neo-Nazi world," says David Duke.

The Cantwell triplets, of the Ohio Cantwells, are excited but nervous. One says, "My mommy says I'm the pretty one, but she always says that."

Ole Joe Goebbels, known as the first grand champion ball room dancer, will not be able to judge this year's debutante ball. "I'd rather not miss my annual colonoscopy, " says Joe.

Last month, all of the 'girls' attended a 'bachelor brunch.' They mingled with a variety of paid escorts. Many of which are young gay men recently released from serving time and looking to find a date/friend for the ball.

Other festivities will feature several arts and crafts contests with decoration making, basket weaving, jewelry and woodcrafting. Knitwear classes, pottery classes and lots more have been arranged.

Two BDSM corsets and a copy of Burlesque, the movie, will be given away as door prizes.

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