UnNews:Prince Harry marries someone or other

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19 May 2018

Harry when Meghan isn't looking.

LONDON, England -- Prince Harry of Wales has married some woman that nobody has ever heard of, in a ceremony today. Prince Phillip, in his usual style, commented "oh, it seems that Harry has gone off with a half-nigger, fancy that!". When asked about the wedding, 70% of the British public said "couldn't care less", 29% said "who cares, not me", and 1% of people said "ooh, what a splendid wedding, I shall celebrate later with champagne and paint a fresco of the new couple on my lavatory ceiling, to stare at with bliss as I use the facilities".

As Meghan's father could not attend the wedding, Prince Charles had to step in, using his enormous ears to broadcast a live video of the wedding.

When asked later about the wedding, Prince Phillip commented "Alright I suppose, but would have been a bit better without the darkies. Darkies are for the commoners!".


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