UnNews:Roy Moore endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan

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27 November 2017

Roy's Our White Man.

MONTGOMERY, Alabama, USA -- Republican senatorial candidate Roy Moore confirmed he now has the support of the Ku Klux Klan for the Special election in December 2017. Underfire for allegations of dating children, Moore said he welcomed 'any help I can git'. His supporters now think Moore has a winning coalition to defeat his rival, the unashamed Liberal, Democratic Party candidate Doug Jones.

The KKK said they had 'no choice' but to support Moore as they are upset with Jones for his 'anti-patriotism stance' as regards prosecuting Klan members for' minor crimes like black people in the 1960s'. Their decision to back Moore persuaded President Donald Trump it was safe to come out and support Moore. In a phonecall to Moore, Trump said he was convinced that those accusing his friend 'the judge' were the same people who were accusing him of sexual misconduct.

Roy Moore on his way back home after visiting a shopping mall.

These women come from the same place as those attacking Roy, said Trump. They're all butt-sore supporters of Hillary Clinton. Don't believe a word. I know what is right and wrong. Anyone who hates Roy, hates Donald.

The election is said to be a close call. Alabamans go to the polls on 12th December 2017.


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