Uncyclopedia:Articles requested for more than a year

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Articles requested for more than a year is a UnProject that works to address aged requests for articles listed at Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. The below red-linked articles is a compilation of articles that have been requested, but not created, prior to June 18, 2005. Articles requested for more than three years was used since the backlog for Articles requested for more than a year and more than two years is significant. A present goal for this project is to clear out all articles requested for more than three years.

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Applied arts and sciences

Articles requested since 2010 (21 left)

Computers and Internet

1. Widow/orphan control (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Data Encryption Standard (DES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/Triple DES (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Note: DES also stands for diethylstilbestrol; work this in somehow
3. Phreaking boxes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Rootkit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Stuxnet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Transport Layer Security (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) with redirect from SSL
7. ISP or Internet service provider (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Linksys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and mention the error message "Upgrade are failed!" shown by their home routers for firmware upgrades
9. OSI model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Robots exclusion standard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Robots.txt (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Uncanny valley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Beta test/Beta tester, part of the software release life cycle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. I am service - message from preinstalled software on some Asus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) computers; see also The Daily WTF post
14. kill -9 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - possible redirect to UnNews:Linux: Every time you use EXT3, Hans Reiser kills again?

Law enforcement and crime

1. Burke and Hare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Charles Ponzi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Science and technology

Toilets in Japan

1. Czochralski process (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Internal Combustion Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Postpostmodernism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Super-Kamiokande (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Standard diving dress (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2009 (40 left)

Computing

1. Megabyte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - has previously been deleted
2. SQL (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Might need expansion/cleanup/images (not urgent)
3. Distributed computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) a.k.a. Grid computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), specific software of which includes:
4. BOINC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. SETI@home (we already have Folding@home and the fictitious Cabal@home)
6. Electric Sheep (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Cloud computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. 2600 Magazine (technically called 2600: The Hacker Quarterly) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Buffer overflow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Ping of death (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Phreaking (and the associated "boxes" that are used) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
    1. 2600 hertz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - meh. Should probably redirect to 2600 Magazine or Phreaking once one of them is created (More Info)
12. Binary fountain pen (fictitious item formerly mentioned at Floppy disk; refers to a floppy drive's read/write head?)
13. Brick (electronics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Firmware (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Intel 4004 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Part of a series on Intel CPUs? Not actually used in a computer per se, but this is the best place I could think of for this request
16. Bandwidth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. Mozilla Thunderbird (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Was previously a redirect to Mozilla Firefox but then deleted as a useless redirect. No reasonable redirect target exists
18. SSL (Secure Sockets Layer/Transport Layer Security) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Transmission Control Protocol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - perhaps make it something about transmission of STDs? - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.
20. Concurrent Versions System (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (abbreviated CVS; maybe mention in the same article as CVS/pharmacy?)
21. Bastard Operator From Hell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (abbreviated BOFH, where it has been previously deleted; see rm #, Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm and Robert Heinlein#Life; references newer stories older stories)
22. kill -9 (often used by the BOFH; see wikipedia:Kill (command))
23. NOSMOKE.EXE ([1]; see also this BOFH story about "smoke seals" on computer chips and wikipedia:Magic smoke)

Law enforcement and crime

2. Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Hell's Grannies (see: [2]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Lady In Red (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Paul Watson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Pierre Lafitte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Science and technology

1. Postpostmodernism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - original requestor said this is also called "Standard diving dress," but that doesn't seem to be the same as modern SCUBA
3. Uncanny valley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Hasselhoff capacitor
5. Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Metric Fuckton, part of a metric unit.
7. Photonic crystal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Prince Rupert's Drop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Transportation

1. Super Speed Train to Aruba (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Winnebago (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2008 (12 left)

Computing

1. Brick (electronics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Firmware (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Transmission Control Protocol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.

Law enforcement and crime

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

see Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

1. George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Pablo Escobar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Transportation

1. Bentley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Goodyear Blimp™ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Limousine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Oscar Mayer Wienermobile™ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. VW Bug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2007 (36 left)

Law enforcement and crime

1. Baby Face Nelson
2. John Dillinger
3. Pretty Boy Floyd
4. Ma Barker
5. Bonnie & Clyde
6. Jack the Stripper
7. Boston Strangler
8. Alfred Ponzi
9. Billy the Kid
10. Ned Kelly

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

see Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Prohibition:

1. Charles "Lucky" Luciano
2. Buster from Chicago
3. Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel
4. "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn
5. Joe "The Boss" Masseira
6. Dutch Schultz
7. Dion O'Bannion (see the Ant Hill Mob)
8. Hymie Weiss (see the Ant Hill Mob)
9. Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano
10. Joey "The Clown" Lombardo
11. Paul "The Waiter" Ricca
12. Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno
13. Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto
14. Carlo Gambino
15. Vito "Don Vito" Genovese
16. Vincent "The Chin" Gigante
17. Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice
18. Joe Valachi
19. Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia
20. The Westies
21. Whitey Bulger
22. Sammy "The Bull" Gravano
23. John Gotti

Science and Technology

1. Wayans-Baldwin Reactor
2. The Common Cold (There is already an article on cold, but I was thinking something more along the lines of where the Fahrenheit and Celsius temperature scales cross (-40 degrees C/F). I envisioned something regarding American/Canadian relations or something to that effect.)
3. Monorail cat - advanced method of near-light-speed mass transportation

Business and economics

Articles requested since 2010 (24 left)

1. Blank check (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Management by perkele (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Market research theory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Mass production (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Misery index (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies

1. Continental Airlines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Mainway Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. DuPont (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Goldman Sachs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Seriously, how can you ignore a company like this? It pi$$es on every living soul on earth!)

Companies (regional)

1. Shaw's (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Charlie Brown's Steakhouse (East Coast) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Jerk Store (East Coast) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Lundy's Restaurant (East Coast) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Pizza Connection (East Coast), based on real life mafia-run Italian pizza parlors used for heroin smuggling during the 1970s. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Quick Stop (East Coast) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. RST Video (East Coast) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Soup Kitchen International (East Coast), restaurant based on The Soup Nazi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Occupations

1. Bartender (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Biker (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Maid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

1. Waitress (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2009 (32 left)

1. Beer distribution game (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Big Oil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Egonomics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Happiness economics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Homo economicus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
6. Shipping and handling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies

1. Finder-Spyder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Morley (cigarettes) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. KB Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies (regional)

1. Auntie Annie's Pretzels (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Cumberland Farms (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. D'Angelos (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Del's Lemonade (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Honey Dew Donuts (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Papa Gino's (New England) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Big Boy (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Culver's (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Howard Johnson's (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Kuik-E-Mart (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Red Roof Inn (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Second Chance Body Armor Company (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. White Castle (The Midwest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Circle K (The South) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Piggly Wiggly (The South) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. I Was Lord Kitchener's Valet (United Kingdom) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. Lloyds of London (United Kingdom) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. Phoenix Club (United Kingdom), Brian Potter's not-no-subtle attempt to advertise on Uncyclopedia. Notes frustration at rejection from Wikipedia? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Piccadilly Circus (United Kingdom) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
20. Portobello Road (United Kingdom) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
21. Trotters Independent Traders (United Kingdom) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Occupations

1. Garbage man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/Garbage collector (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Women's shoe salesman/Shoe salesman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2008 (9 left)

1. Productivity (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies

1. Blimpie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies (regional)

1. Ponderosa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Popeyes Fried Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Stuckey's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Phoenix Club (Brian Potter's not-no-subtle attempt to advertise on Uncyclopedia. Notes frustration at rejection from Wikipedia ?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Piccadilly Circus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Portobello Road (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Occupations

1. Shoe salesmen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2007 (11 left)

Companies

1. Jack in the Box
2. CVS
3. Pappa John's

Companies (regional)

1. Building #19 (New England)
2. Dell's Lemonade (New England)
3. Job Lot (New England)
4. Auntie Annie's Pretzel's (New England)
5. Newport Creamery (New England)
6. Pub 99 (New England)

Occupations

1. Mall security
2. Shoe salesmen

Articles requested since 2006 (1 left)

Busine$$

1. Services

Culture and fine arts

Articles requested since 2010 (157 left)

Comic books

1. Everyman, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film, radio and television

Colin Farrell

People in Films

1. Frank Langella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. James Franco (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Cindy Crawford (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Laura San Giacomo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
6. Claudia Schiffer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Nimród Antal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Danny Boyle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. John Frankenheimer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. William Friedkin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. D.W. Griffith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
12. Sam Peckinpah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Bryan Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Gus Van Sant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film crew

1. Cinematographer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film industry

1. Cameo appearance (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Cult following (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Cannes Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Dogme 95 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Exploitation film (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Grindhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Hollywood blacklist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Remake (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Reboot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Sundance Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Lethal Weapon

Black Knight (film)

Animated films

1. Basketball Jones (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Classic films

1. Glengarry Glen Ross (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Horror films

They Live

1. Near Dark (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Day of the Dead (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Pantyhose on Elm Street (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Transvestite horror apocalypse

Post-apocalyptic movies

1. Escape from L.A. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

War movies

1. A Bridge Too Far (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Hamburger Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Inglourious Basterds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Kelly's Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Pacific (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Red Dawn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Saving Private Ryan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Where Eagles Dare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Straight-to-video

Main articles: Worst 100 Movies of All Time, Worst 100 Sequels of All Time, Worst 100 Remakes of All Time, and Worst 100 Direct-to-Video Movies of All Time

1. Brokeback Mountain IV: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
2. Knocked Up
3. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Passion of the Goodfellas, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Pulp Muppets, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Radio

Personalities:

1. Casey Casum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Mark Levin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Michael Savage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Dave Ramsey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Laura Schlessinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Neal Boortz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Laura Ingraham (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Paul Harvey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern Programs:

1. Are We Alone? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Dudley & Bob Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Gardening with Maurice (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Laszlo Jones Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Opie & Anthony Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Old-time Programs:

1. Amos 'n' Andy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Burns and Allen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Gang Busters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Grand Ole Opry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The March of Time (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Television

Television in Australia

Allo' Allo'

see also: missing list of British television series and List of Hanna-Barbera characters

1. Cheers, popular American sitcom set in a bar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Cosby Mysteries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Fringe (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Have Gun Will Travel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Couger Town (ABC) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Wife Swap (ABC) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Storm Hawks (Cartoon Network), both series
8. Due South (CBS) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Early Edition (CBS) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Ghost Adventures (Travel Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. We Get It. They're Gay - A one-trick pony sitcom that lasted for several seasons.
13. U.S. Acres (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. List of characters in The Simpsons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Anime

Main articles: Anime and Laws of Anime Physics

1. Angel breast! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. D. Gray-Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Commercials

1. Slap Chop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Food

1. Caramel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Chocolate milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Durian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Jello Shots (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Milkshake (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™
7. J.Wray and Nephew Ltd. or Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

Internet

See also: Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Arts and entertainment/Internet and tech culture/Internet memes

1. Black People Love Us!, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- a certain website has already beaten us to it...
2. IHateLiberals.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. I Love Music/I Love Everything, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - This could also work as Why?:Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
5. MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. MyTrailerPark.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. The-Niceguy.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Newgrounds, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Shaboogle, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Something Awful, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Therapist.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. VDARE, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Literature

1. Autobiography (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Magnum opus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Authors

1. Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too.
2. Truman Capote (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Books

The Last King of Scotland

1. Artemis Fowl (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Daily Mirror (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Fanny Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Matilda (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), see also film adaptation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Percy Jackson and the Olympians (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - All Books
6. The Purpose-Driven Life (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Sports Illustrated (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Treasure Island (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. A Treatise On The Rights Of Man and Shit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. USA Today (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Fictional characters

1. Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Falcor, see The Neverending Story (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster
4. Harrison Bergeron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Captain Buzzkill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. John Boy Walton's Moles (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter
8. The Three Musketeers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Tom Sawyer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Mark Twain
10. Weenie Todd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Demon Hot-Dog Vendor)

Toys

1. Beer bong (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Crayola (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Lincoln Logs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Red Ryder BB Gun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Video games

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

1. Mega Man 9 (Downloadable for seventh-generation home consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - We have no article on the character nor on most of the games in the series, but this might be a good place to start

1. Turrican (Amiga, C64, multiple consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS, correct wp), or for that matter the whole WarioWare series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Arcade Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

1. Altered Beast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Darius (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Fantasy Zone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Lethal Enforcers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Missile Command (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Space Harrier (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and mention something about the first stage being named "Moot"
7. Sunset Riders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cheating and anti-cheating

All requests previously made in this section have been fulfilled. To give you an idea of what belongs here, the articles requested were GameShark and PunkBuster.

Emulation

1. PocketNES (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - say something about its commercial use, legitimate or otherwise

Game companies

1. SNK (now officially SNK Playmore) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Game systems

1. Atari Lynx (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Neo Geo, see correct wp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Other games and concepts This section is for independently-developed games, ROM hacks, games notable for extremely negative reception, and for video-game topics difficult to classify otherwise. ("Independently developed" includes dōjin soft and similar forms of freeware and shareware.)

1. Mega fag (Fictitious hacked game on NES)
2. Touhou (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - A series of dōjin soft bullet hell shoot-em-up games which originated on the PC-9801 and is now for Windows PCs; also has spinoffs in other game genres - Relevant material already on Uncyc: Bullet hell (information on the genre); Reimu Hakurei (one character from the franchise); You have two cows/24.3#T; not to be confused with Toho
3. Warhammer 40k Minor Forces (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People in the video-game industry Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

1. Tim Follin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Manfred Trenz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2009 (239 left)

Comic books

DC Comics

1. Golden Age Flash (see Golden Age Superman) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Golden Age Green Lantern (see Golden Age Superman) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. L.E.G.I.O.N. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Omega Men (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Others

1. Doc Savage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Groo the Wanderer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Megaton Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Vampirella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film, radio and television

People in Films

1. Jeffrey Combs (Reanimator and multiple Star Trek roles)
2. Peter Lorre (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
3. Dave Foley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. D.B. Sweeney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Eric Stoltz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Ed O'Neill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. James Booth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Joe Pilato (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Michael Pare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. William Forsythe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Bill Paxton (see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer)
13. James Garner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Ollie Williams (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it.
15. Jean-Jacques Annaud
16. Luc Besson
17. Alfonso Cuarón
18. Roland Emmerich
19. David Fincher
20. Milos Forman
21. Tsui Hark
22. Renny Harlin
23. Alejandro González Iñárritu
24. Jean-Pierre Jeunet
25. David Lean
26. Sidney Lumet
27. Michael Mann
28. Christopher Nolan
29. Sam Peckinpah
30. Wolfgang Petersen
31. Roman Polanksi (Can't believe there isn't an article on him.)
32. Ridley Scott
33. Tony Scott
34. Billy Wilder
35. William Wyler
36. Corey Yuen

Film crew

1. Best boy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Gaffer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Production assistant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Stunt man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film industry

1. Box office (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Direct-to-video/Straight-to-video (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Independent film (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Animated films

1. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Nightmare Before Christmas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Titan AE (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. When the Wind Blows (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Classic films

1. The African Queen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Jazz Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Manchurian Candidate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Mutiny on the Bounty (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Rebel Without a Cause (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Stagecoach (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Yojimbo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Horror films

Main article: Horror film

1. Leprechaun in the Hood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Se7en (movie) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Village of the Damned, suggest doing this about a leper colony for ageing rockers, i.e. The Damned. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Mafia movies

1. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Billy Bathgate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. A Bronx Tale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Casino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Donnie Brasco (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Jane Austen's Mafia! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Johnny Dangerously (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. King of New York (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Little Caesar (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Married to the Mob (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Mobsters and Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Once Upon a Time in America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. The Public Eye (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Suicide Kings (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Post-apocalyptic movies

1. A Boy and His Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Delicatessen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Omega Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Six-String Samurai (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Teenage Caveman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Threads (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sci-fi

1. 2010: The Year We Make Contact (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Brazil (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Capricorn One (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Day of the Dolphin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Deathrace 2000 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Futureworld (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. The Land That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. The Last Starfighter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. The Man Who Fell to Earth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. The People That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Short Circuit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Splash (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Westworld (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Spaghetti Westerns

1. Blindman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. A Bullet for the General (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Django (and its countless nonsensical "sequals" Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!, Django and Sartana Are Coming....It's the End, etc.) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Fistful of Dynamite/Duck, You Sucker! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Five Man Army (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. For a Few Dollars Less (see [3])
7. Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Life's Tough, Eh Providence? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Run, Man, Run! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Sabada Trilogy (Sartana, Adiós, Sabata, Return of Sabata) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Sartana series (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death, Have a Good Funeral, My Friend... Sartana Will Pay, Light the Fuse... Sartana Is Coming, Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

War movies

1. The Bridge on the River Kwai (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Great Dictator (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Great Escape (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Hell is for Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Inglourious Basterds
6. Paths of Glory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Patton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Straight-to-video

Main articles: Worst 100 Movies of All Time, Worst 100 Sequels of All Time, Worst 100 Remakes of All Time, and Worst 100 Direct-to-Video Movies of All Time

1. All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
2. American Wedding Crasher American Pie movie with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it.
3. Anchorman Returns Stars Will Ferrel
4. American Beauty and the Beast a Disney movie
5. Austin Power Rangers: The Movie a comedy film with Mike Myers in it.
6. Babe: Pig in Sin City
7. Bicentenial Man Begins Starring Robin Williams
8. Bladerunnaway Bride
9. The Blue Brothers Grimm
10. Brokeback Mountain 3: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
11. The Catwoman in the Hat stars Halle Berry
12. The Century of the Self
13. Charlie and Chocolat starring Johnny Depp
14. Duckula: Dead and Loving It
15. Die Hardball
16. Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day Starring Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Jay Leno as the President.
17. The Dumb and Dumber Files: Fight the Future starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
18. A Few Good Men in Black
19. Fun with Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Jim Carrey a comedy action movie
20. Jingle All the Way of the Gun
21. Killing Jesse James characters from other movies go to kill Jesse James.
22. Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
23. Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
24. National Treasure III: Muppet National Treasure Island
25. Office Space Balls 2008 comedy film by Mike Judge and Mel brooks with Mel Mrooks as Yogurt, sequel to Space Balls.
26. Purple Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Prince and Tom Cruise
27. Star Trek V: For Vendetta
28. There's a Rhino Loose in the City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
29. What About Spongebob, starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss made by Nickelodeon movies and Paramount Pictures.

Radio

1. Casey Casum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Opie & Anthony (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Television

see also: missing list of British television series and list of Hanna-Barbera characters

1. FlashForward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., possibly referencing Full Metal Jacket? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Green Acres (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Kung Fu (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. F-Troop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Mr. Ed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Mork and Mindy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Psycho Dad (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Justice League Unlimited
11. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
12. Superjail
13. The Super Mario Brothers Super Show
14. Toonami
15. American Broadcasting Company/Australian Broadcasting Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. AMC (American Movie Classics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. CTV Canadian Channel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. IFC (Independent Film Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Network Ten (I originally wrote it, but it was deleted.) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
20. Space (Canadian TV channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
21. The Spanish Channel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
22. TBS (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
23. TCM (Turner Classic Movies) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
24. USA Network (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
25. Cobra Vipers (see [4]/[5])
26. Baroness (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
27. Jem and the Holograms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
28. Zula Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Anime

Main articles: Anime and Laws of Anime Physics

1. InuYasha (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Love Hina (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Otakun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Shonen Jump (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Super-Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Food

1. A-1 Steak Sauce (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Spontaneously Combustible Eggs
3. The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™
4. The Salad with the Walnuts and the Gorgonzola on it
5. Yellow Submarine Sandwich

Internet

1. Everything2 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Factcheck.org (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. TongueTied.us (see [6]/[7]
4. GaiaOnline (see [8])

Wiki

1. Albanian Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Wikipedia Watch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. WikiWatch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Literature

Authors

1. Daniel Defoe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Mary Shelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. O. Henry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. P.C. Wren (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Books

1. a song of ice and fire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Fanny Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Fictional characters

1. Devon Jenkins (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster?
4. Hermione Granger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Harry Potter (Books)

Toys

1. Bag O' Glass (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Video games

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

1. After Burner (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Chuck Rock (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Kuru Kuru Kururin (GBA) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
4. Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Operation Wolf (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - {{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now - (More Info)
7. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) The game has been referred to, but the article has'nt been created (DO IT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU!)
8. Thief (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Arcade Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

1. Dragon's Lair (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Gradius (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
3. Mad Dog McCree (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. OutRun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Rampart (arcade game) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Strider (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Correct Wp link (not a disambig): wikipedia:Strider (arcade game). The most well-known port is for the Sega Genesis. There is also a cancelled version for the SuperGrafx (discuss here)
7. Sunset Riders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Emulation

1. MAME (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Game companies

1. Koei Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Game systems

1. Famiclone (Wikipedia calls this Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone, but "famiclone" is the popular term for such systems. It derives from Famicom + clone)
2. TurboGrafx-16 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
   1. PC Engine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

Music Games For relevant context, see the former DDR article. Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too. (More Info)

1. In The Groove (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - has been deleted several times; last (excessively fanboyish) attempt userfied here

Other games and concepts

1. Purble Place (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Space Manbow (see [9]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People in the video-game industry Note: These are alphabetized by surname.

1. Koji Kondo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Kazumi Totaka (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Kyle Ward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Musician and step author for In The Groove; perhaps mention some kind of New Age conspiracy?
5. Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2008 (53 left)

Film, radio and television

The Man from Snowy River.

Classic films

1. The Birth of a Nation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Fantasia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Frankenstein (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Goonies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. My Fair Lady (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Patton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Mafia movies

1. Analyze This (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Departed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Last Don (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Road to Perdition (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Post-apocalyptic

1. Le Dernier Combat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sci-fi

1. The Andromeda Strain (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. I, Robot (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - we also need an article on the original short story by Isaac Asimov
3. Slaughterhouse Five (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - but we also need an article on the book, don't we?
4. What is the Matrix? - parody on the Matrix series

Spaghetti Westerns

1. The "Man with No Name" trilogy (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. My Name is Nobody (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Once Upon a Time in the West (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Trinity series (My Name is Trinity/Trinity Is STILL My Name!) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Television

see also: missing list of British television series

1. 60 Minutes (CBS) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (CBS) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Man Show (Comedy Central) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Reno 911 (Comedy Central) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Jake: The American Psycho (Disney Channel)
6. Boston Public (Fox) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. The Adventures of Pete & Pete (Nickelodeon) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Clarissa Explains It All (Nickelodeon) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Salute Your Shorts (Nickelodeon) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Andromeda (Sci-Fi Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. The Lone Gunmen (Sci-Fi Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Cinemax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. CityTV (Canadian TV Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. The Food Network (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Pax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Pay Per View (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. YTV (Canadian Tv Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. Beatle Bailey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Felix the Cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
20. Jem and the Holograms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
21. Top Cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
22. Baroness (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
23. Cobra Island (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

The Simpsons

1. Kent Brockman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Literature

1. Captain Nemo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. National Lampoon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Time Machine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Video games

Music games Most of these games are mentioned in the DDR article in some way; try to keep the appropriate context. (Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too.)

1. beatmania IIDX (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Pop'n Music (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
3. Pump It Up (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Expired {{expand}}; the last attempt should be deleted, but I've userfied it here

Other

1. Donkey Kong Country (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Gradius (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)

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Comic books

Marvel Comics

1. Danielle Moonstar

DC Comics

1. The Flash 0 (Stone Age Flash)
2. Legionnaires
3. Legion of Super-Heroes
4. The Losers
5. Newsboy Legion
6. The Outsiders
7. R.E.B.E.L.S
8. Suicide Squad
9. Doom Patrol
10. The Batman (stupid version of Batman) or Bizarro Batman

Other

1. The Justice League of Nations

Film, radio and television

Film

1. Cool World
2. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - If you've seen it, then you know why.
3. Zulu Dawn

Straight-to-video:

1. Brokeback Mountain 2: The Ungayening - Movie franchise sold to conservatives, tells the tale of the Cowboys' efforts to be straight.
2. From Justin to Kelly -Crappy movie with the American Idol singers.
3. Shrek (horror film) (A reversal of the Saw article; Shrek is a maniacal dummy that loves playing violent mind games with his victims)
4. Star Trek V: For Vendetta
5. Star Trek XII: From Justin to Kelly
6. Worst 100 Christmas Movies of All Time (Suggestions: It's a Wonderful Life II: Secret of the Ooze, Emmet Otterstein's Jug-Band Hanukkah)

Radio

1. Rick Dees (Notably did a song titled "Disco Duck")

Television

see also: missing list of British television series

1. Ben10
2. Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Andrew Zimmern article, too.)
3. The First 48
4. GI Joe
5. Iron Sheik Humbles America
6. Julius and Ethel Mertz -- the lovable wacky Communist neighbors on I Love Lucy. Parody of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg and Fred and Ethel Mertz.
7. Mattel & Mars Bar Choco Bot Hour
8. Muppet Babies
9. Top Cat

The Simpsons

1. Barry Duff
2. Krusty the Clown
3. Sideshow Bob
4. Kent Brockman
5. Waylon Smithers
6. Hans Sprungfeld
7. Frank Grimes
8. Simpson-Sears
9. Max Power
10. Agent Simpson
11. Omar Simpson

Star Trek

1. B'Elanna Torres
2. Chakotay
3. Dr. Julian Bashir
4. Miles O'Brien
5. Tom Paris
6. Jadzia Dax

Star Wars

1. Bossk
2. Jango Fett

Foods

1. Lowrey's® Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds
2. Fugu

Internet

1. Appalling Trash Film Database or ATFd.com (see [10])
2. Bandwidth

Wikis

1. WikiLove
2. WikiWikiWeb

Toys

1. James A. Garfield Action Figure
2. Braille Twister!
3. Lego Star Wars
4. Lego Marvel Comics

Video games

1. Dash Dingo
2. Ragnarok Online
3. MoleStation
4. StepMania (a draft has been started here, but it's not worth reading yet)

Portmanteaus

1. Portal Kombat
2. Body Harvest Moon
3. Double Dragon Warrior
4. Condit Crossing (see Wikipedia, Wikipedia, and ACWW)
5. Super Mario World of Warcraft
6. Duck Hunt for Red October
7. Darkwing Duck Hunt
8. Mega Manhunt

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Film, radio and television

Film

1. Doubleback - movie starring Homer Simpson, Drew Pickles, Logan St. Claire, Spongebob, Patrick, Ronald McDonald, Ken, and Leeroy Jenkins as the good guys and Lex Luthor as the villan
2. The Century of the Self
3. Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
4. Deafcon 7: See Jackie Chan for information on movie

Radio

1. Ed Schultz Show or Ed Schultz
2. The Shadow

Television

1. Degrassi Trek: The Next Generation
2. Mission Hill
3. Boris and Brezhnev (Soviet Beavis and Butt-Head. See this for possible ideas)
4. My Life as a Teenage Hobot (XXXJ9 is Pimped out by her Mother/Inventor)
5. Straight Eye for the Queer Guy (Straight advice for Queer fellows)
6. CSI: White House (Also by Weird Al Yankovic)
7. My Little Pony's Sex Adventures (Short-lived Disney cartoon)
8. Fan-Fi Network
9. MTV2
10. MTV3
11. Sundance Channel (Now known as the ultra-liberal Sundance channel with all pro-liberal shows and movies)

The Simpsons

1. Simpson-Sears
2. Max Power
3. Agent Simpson
4. Homer Sexual
5. Omar Simpson
6. Krusty the Klown
7. Waylon Smithers

Foods

1. Bootroids

Internet

1. Shelley The Republican (see [11])
2. ClickHereYouIdiot.com (see [12])
3. hi5.com (see [13])
4. TostadorTim.tk (see [14])
5. Allspark.com (see [15])
6. Pencil.com (see [16])

Wikis

1. Rollbacks

Literature

1. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer

Video games

1. Toejam and Earl
2. Bad Street Brawler
3. Bases Loaded
4. Bionic Commando
5. Excitebike
6. Left Behind: Eternal Forces
7. Rad Racer
8. River City Ransom
9. StarTropics
10. Space Manbow (see [17])
11. Urban Champion
12. Army of Bloodthirsty Quakers
13. World Class Track Meet
14. Wrecking Crew
15. John Deere American Farmer
16. Master Spork (Similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games)
17. chao (sonic the hedgehog ones)

James Bond

1. James Bond 0007 (1983, Atari 2600 & 5200)
2. A Vue to a Kill (1986, Atari thingy)
3. Learner's Permit To Kill (1990, Sintendo)
4. James Bond 0007: The Duality (1990, Sega Genesisn't)
5. Whitemetalsatellite 0007 (1997, Nintendo 64)
6. James Bond 0007 (1997, Game Boy)
7. Tomorrow Reads Daily (1998, PlayStation)
8. The World is Quite Enough, thank you very much (2000, Nintendo 64; PlayStation; Game Boy Color)
9. 0007 Old Tyme Racinge (2000, Playstation)
10. Agent Over Water (2001-2002, Playstation 2; Xbox; GameCube)
11. Daywater (2002, Playstation 2; Xbox; GameCube; PC; Game Boy Advance)
12. Nothing or Everything (2004, Playstation 2; Xbox; GameCube; Game Boy Advance)
13. Whitemetalsatellite: Rogue Agent (2004, Playstation 2; Xbox; GameCube)

Toys

1. Lego Star Trek
2. Lego Indiana Jones
3. Punch Me Elmo
4. Braille Twister!

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Comic books

Marvel Comics

1. The Defenders
2. Exiles
3. The Human Croissant, parody of The Human Torch. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Infinity Watch
5. Invaders
6. Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
7. New Mutants
8. Starjammers
9. Kingpin
10. Red Skull

DC Comics

1. Ambush Bug
2. Justice Society of America
3. Zigtron
4. Gary of Mars
5. Mr. Mxyzptlk
6. Sgt. Rock

Others

1. Omega Man
2. Mega Man versus Rock Man
3. Darth Troll
4. Groo, the Wanderer
5. Vampirella
6. Doc Savage

Food

1. Cheese V2.0
2. Tangerine
3. Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Brand Dried Urine Frosties
4. Japanese Cheese ( - it rhymes!!!)

Film, radio and television

Film

1. Alito's Way: Rise to Power - Supreme court + P.Diddy = awesome.
2. Arresting Resist (film) - About a white person named Resist getting arrested.

Television

1. The Cosby Mysteries
2. Everyone Loves Raymond
3. Happy Days
4. Time Tunnel
5. Top Cat
6. Philip J. Fry

Internet

1. ProgressiveBoink.com (see [18])
2. Wrestlecrap.com (see [19])
3. MoynihanInstitute.org, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here
5. Raptorman.us (see [20])
6. TongueTied.us (see [21])
7. FVZA.org (see [22])
8. BobFromAccounting.com (see [23])
9. CardudeOnTheWeb.com (see [24] and older version [25])
10. Edgar Gorverno, Historian of Things That Never Were (see [26])
11. PhoneLosers.org (see [27])
12. Monster.com (see [28])

Video games

1. Grabbed by the Ghoulies
2. Sinistar (see [29])

Mathematics

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1. Lie algebra (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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1. Max Clifford Algebra - related to Hamiltonian Dynamics (invented by Neil and Christine Hamilton), perhaps?

Music

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See also: UnTunes

1. 30 Minutes (song) by t.A.T.u. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Bluegrass (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Groove (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Trouble (song) by Coldplay (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Bolt Thrower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Chicago (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Cozy Powell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Dream Evil (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
11. Ghostface (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
13. Groove Coverage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
14. Iced Earth (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Leif Edling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
17. Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. Marc Bolan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Nilsson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
20. Ronan Tynan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
21. Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
22. Suzanne Vega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and
23. The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
24. Three Days Grace
25. Warren Zevon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Bands:

1. Marc Bolan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Casualties (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Leif Edling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
4. Adam Lambert (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Cozy Powell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. New York Philharmonic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Staind (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Songs

1. Hot Buttered Gulag, album (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Bohemian Rhapsody (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Artists

1. The Academy Is...
2. Palestein
3. Lee 'Scratch' Perry

Songs

1. Cuban Pete
2. Dark Side of the Smoof
3. The Batman
4. Sammy Davis Jr.

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Artists:

1. MC Frontalot
2. Death From Above 1979

Songs:

1. Cuban Pete
2. Dark Side of Smoof

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Bands

1. Crosby and Stills
2. Dark Side Of The Horse
3. Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs
4. The Rolling Who
5. The Ruttles
6. Nas

Natural sciences

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Biology

1. Adolescence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Virus (biology) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Living creatures:

1. Bullfrog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Elk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Flat coat retriever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Gopher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Homo erectus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
7. Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
8. Mothra Nature
9. Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Triceratops (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Chemistry

1. Jumbotronium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Latex (chemistry) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) per this edit
3. Thiotimoline (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Medicine

Diseases:

1. Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Kuru (disease) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
3. Lassa fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
5. Stockholm syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Anatomy:

1. Bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Chin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Elbow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Funny bone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Gall bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Intestines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Knee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Treatment methods and devices:

1. Caesarean section (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Liposuction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Therac-25 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software

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Biology

1. Isoagglutination (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - or should this remain a redlink? See Disambiguation (disambiguation)

Chemistry

1. Benedict's solution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Homolytic Fission (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Homologous series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Homogeneous catalyst (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Flamboyant chemist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Zwitterion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Spongy Mesophyl - or is this Biology?

Sexuality

1. Bates method (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Notice the names of some of the techniques as well)
2. Kissing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Prudishness (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Medicine

1. Artificial heart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/Heart transplant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Athlete's foot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Dysentery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Fibromyalgia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Jungle Fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Malaria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Monkeypox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Pneumonia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Scarlet fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Smallpox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Typhoid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Biology

Sexuality

1. Homo Erectus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Skull-Fucking
3. Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Astronomy and cosmology

1. Geonosis
2. Yavin 4 I'll write this Dsarker 23:21, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
3. Utapau
4. Mustafar
5. Kashyyyk
6. Boobulon

Biology

Sexuality

1. Candice Michelle
2. Gimp (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)

• Dibs. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:49, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

1. Manpon
2. Open Mind (don't live in ignorance, keep your mind open)
3. Penis Hell
4. Sloppy Seconds

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Astronomy and cosmology

1. Olpud (the opposite of Duplo)
2. Htrae (Square planet, named Htrae, everything is backwards from that on Earth)
3. Xena (Planet)
4. Houston (Planet) (Superman II reference by General Zod)
5. Ork (Mork is from Ork, Nanu Nanu!)

Biology

1. Human-Animal Hybrids
2. Almadirro

Sexuality

1. BDWC
2. Icelandic Mistresses
3. Homersexual
4. Twink
5. Granny Gummer
6. Default male

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Astronomy and cosmology

1. Dayton
2. Planet X

Biology

1. Bushtit
2. Mothra Nature

Philosophy

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1. Julia Kristeva (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - feminist
2. Mu (negative) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a.k.a. the answer to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - mention something about Magibon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), which should redirect to this article (pay attention to video titles if you don't get it)
3. Peter Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Social sciences

Articles requested since 2010 (87 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

Countries

See also: List of countries

1. Animal Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Bahamas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Freedonia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Guadeloupe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Moronica (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cities and towns

1. Burkittsville, Maryland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Palermo, Italy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

New York City

1. The Bronx (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Carnegie Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Five Points, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Greenwich Village (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Lower East Side (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Metropolitan Museum of Art (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Yankee Stadium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Institutions

See also: wikipedia:List of fictional schools

1. Arizona State University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Bob Jones University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Bovine University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Carleton College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Coney Island Community College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Dalhousie University - a university in nova scotia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Faber College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Michigan State University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen, parody of traditional English boarding schools
10. Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. University of the South (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Interstate 0 (see here)

Other places nobody cares about

1. Boulevard of Broken Dreams (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Fortress of Solitude (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Lordsburg, New Mexico (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Mall of America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Wageningen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

History

1. House of Hangover, parody of the House of Hannover. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Disasters

Deepwater Horizon dairy spill

1. La Palma Collapse
2. Lutiya Bay Tsunamis - Possibly combine with also nonexistent megatsunami?

Scams, Conspiracy Theories, and the Paranormal

1. Hazing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Canadian Waffle Fairy/Canadian Waffle Fairy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. The Flying Dutchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Jersey Devil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Precious Moments (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
6. Turkish-Japanese Conspiracy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (This is a fictitious topic; please read More Info)
7. Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax
8. White van speaker scam (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. UVB-76 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military and military history

Wars

1. Banana Wars (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Whiskey Rebellion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People

1. Helmut Lotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military Units

1. Chindits (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Explosive Ordnance Disposal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Grenadier Guards (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Weapons

Shit cannon

1. Machete (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politics and government

Great American Boycott

1. Affirmative action (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. First Lady (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Glasnost (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Hate crime (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Interest group (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Ruling with an Iron Fish

Organizations

1. Drug Enforcement Agency (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Enviromental Protection Agency (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Federal Trade Commission (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Immigration and Naturalization Service (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. United States Census Bureau (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. New York City Police Department (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Rhode Island State Police ("the greatest law enforcement organization in the land") (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Texas Rangers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Michigan Militia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Southern Poverty Law Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. SPECTRE (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Political parties

1. American Beer Drinkers Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Communist Party of the United States of America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Landocracy Party of the United Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Marijuana Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. McGillicuddy Serious Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politicians

1. Harvey Milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Michael Dukakis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Rahm Emanuel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Strom Thurmond (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religion

1. Cremationism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Who could possibly make God? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. John the Baptist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. The Vatican Marketing Department (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2009 (199 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

New York City

1. Brooklyn Bridge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Grand Central Station (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Rockefeller Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

San Francisco

1. The Castro (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Coit Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Embercardo Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Golden Gate Park (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Nob Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Palace of Fine Arts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Other places nobody cares about

1. Brandenburg Gate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Caribbean (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Conch Republic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Pacific Islands (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Wageningen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

History

1. Ides of March (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Publicly Ridiculed Person of the Random Indeterminate Time Period

American Old West

1. Tombstone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Alamogordo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Albuquerque (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Cimarron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Gallup (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Lincoln (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Mogollon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Tucumcari (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Broken Arrow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Deadwood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Pine Ridge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Abilene (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Carson City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Dodge City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Hot Springs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Independence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. Virginia City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. List of American Old West outlaws/Wild West outlaws (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. List of Western lawmen/Wild West lawmen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
20. Elfego Baca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
21. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
22. Mangas Coloradas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
23. Calamity Jane (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
24. Victorio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
25. Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
26. Chiricahua (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
27. Virgil Earp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
28. Bat Masterson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
29. The James-Younger Gang (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
30. Liver-Eating Johnson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
31. Annie Oakley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
32. Kit Carson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
33. James C. Cooney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
34. Goyaałé (Geronimo) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
35. Tom Ketchum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
36. Cochise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
37. Crazy Horse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
38. Touch the Clouds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
39. Red Cloud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
40. Soapy Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
41. Wild Bunch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
42. Black Bart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
43. Tȟašúŋke Witkó (Crazy Horse) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
44. Joaquin Murrieta (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
45. First Transcontinental Railroad (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
46. Pony Express (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
47. Great Platte River Road (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
48. Great Western Cattle Trail (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
49. Apache scouts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
50. Buffalo Soldiers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
51. Indian Wars (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
52. Battle of Washita River (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
53. Wounded Knee Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
54. Long Walk of the Navajo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
55. Trail of Tears (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
56. Scalping (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
57. Alma Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
58. Chisholm Trail (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
59. Battle of Tularosa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
60. Dead man's hand (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
61. Boot Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
62. Western saloon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
63. Wild West Shows (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
64. Frisco Shootout (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
65. Lincoln County War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
66. One-room schoolhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Disasters

1. Chunnel Collapse of 1996
2. The Ebonic Plague
3. Endorian Holocaust (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
5. Great Potato Hunt of 1967
6. Great Underwear Crisis of 1912
7. Great World Earthquake
8. The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903
9. The Great Potato Migration

Scams, Conspiracy Theories and the Paranormal

1. Abraham Lincoln was a woman, see also Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Carlsbad Caverns, Here's the story: a bunch of people find the hand of king midas and one of them touches it by the hand instead of the wooden handle. He and the crew gets turned into golden statues. The boat and the statues sink to the bottom, but the hand floats to the top. People soon find it and hide it in a random cave. To prevent discovery of it, they name the cave Carlsbad Caverns, erase it from the map, name an already discovered cave Carlsbad Caverns, and make a national park. Nowadays, people can never find the cave due to the fact it is hidden from people discovering it and few people know about it. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Dead Celebrity Island, the place where people like Elvis, Hitler and Michael Jackson went to hide when they "died". (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Endorian Holocaust/Endorian Holocaust denial (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. JFK Presidency Hoax
6. Magic bullet/Magic bullet theory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Done! Anony C.
7. Philadelphia Experiment (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Precious Moments (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
9. Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax

Military and military history

Wars

1. Honeybee War the war between Iowa and Missouri about states' rights and taxation, in this case, the rights of the States of Iowa and Missouri to tax farmers whose crop was honey. Yes, this was a real war (almost)

Battles:

1. Battle of Blenheim, important victory won by the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession, 1704 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Battle of Chalons, last battle won by the Roman Empire, 451 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Battle of Gaugamela, Alexander the Great's victory over the Persian Empire, 331 BC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Battle of Marathon, Greek victory over the Persian Empire, 240 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Battle of the Metaurus, Roman victory over the Carthage during the Punic Wars, 207 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Battle of Poltava, Russian victory over Sweden, 1709 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)(un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Battle of Saratoga, American victory over the British and final battle of the American Revolution. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Battle of Syracuse, defeat of the Athenians at Syracuse, 413 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Battle of Tours, victory by Charles Martel over the Umayyad Caliphate halting the Muslim conquest of Europe, 732 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Battle of Valmy, battle that preserved Revolutionary France, 1792 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People

1. Authur MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Bernard Montgomery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Braxton Bragg (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Charles "The Hammer" Martel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Douglas Haig (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. George Armstrong Custer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Heinz Guderian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. John Monash (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Kameron Eckroth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Pancho Villa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Ricky Andersson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - In Progress
14. Robert Nivelle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Saigo Takamori (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Saladin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. William Quantrill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military Units

1. Easy Company (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Flying Tigers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Kamikaze Scotsmen (see: [30]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Lafayette Escadrille (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Praetorian Guard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Yankee Squadron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Weapons

1. Bazooka (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Exploding Cigar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Moving Bomb - looks a lot like these [31]
4. Shit cannon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Zyklon B (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politics and government

1. The Anti-American Way (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Health Alteration Committee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - the name of at least one CIA assasination team; e.g. wikipedia:CIA activities in Iraq#Iraq 1963
4. Ich bin ein Berliner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Imaginary line/International borders/Boundaries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Richard Nixon mask (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. TB - An parody of Tony Blair and tuberculosis

Organizations

1. Girl Guides (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Irish Democratic Army (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Minuteman Project (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
6. Official Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Road Grids
7. Parents Television Council (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Parent-Teacher Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Sanity of the Australian Parliament
11. Tammany Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Union of Concerned Scientists (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. Warsaw Pact (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politicians (Ward Boss-era)

1. Al Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Boss Tweed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Fernando Wood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Honest John Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Huey Long (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. John Morrissey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Tom Pendergast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Timothy Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politicians (Modern-era)

1. Buddy Cianci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Manuel Noriega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Marion Barry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Stephen Conroy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Thomas Menino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Valerie Plame (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Political parties:

1. Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Communist Party of the United States of America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. McGillicuddy Serious Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Marijuana Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religion

Those Three Hindu Gods

1. Bathtub madonna/Bathtub Mary (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Book of Esurance (A lost book of the Bible written by Erin Esurance)
3. Holy water (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Man's Prayer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Tezcatlipoca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. The Bishop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Dark-Side Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Discordian American Princesses (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- it's a category but has no article
13. Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
15. Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
16. Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
17. Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
18. Rabbi Tuckman (parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
19. Prophet Bobby Henderson

Articles requested since 2008 (27 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

New York City

1. American Museum of Natural History (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Carnegie Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Chrysler Building (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Trump Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Union Square (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Places no one cares about

1. Art Institute of Chicago (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Hagia Sophia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. O'Hare Airport (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - O'Hare? Oh hell yes, I call this as a future article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Sears Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Shedd Aquarium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Lolland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Scams, Conspiracy Theories and the Paranormal

1. Got Milk? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - preliminary draft here

Military and military history

Wars

1. Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition, might be cool to view the invasions and conquerings of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.

Military Units

1. Egyptian Task Force 777 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. M*A*S*H 4077th (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. MI-5 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. The Swiss Guard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People

1. George Armstrong Custer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Pancho Villa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Saladin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Weapons

1. Aircraft Carrier (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politics and government

1. Warsaw Pact (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religion

1. A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. The Book of Mozilla (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Someone already tried to write this, but the author requested deletion
3. Osiris
4. Isis
5. L. Ron Paul (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2007 (23 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

Countries

See also: List of countries

1. Aruba

New York

1. Rockefeller Center
2. Guggenheim Museum
3. Grand Central Station
4. Lincoln Center
5. Brooklyn Bridge

Places no one cares about

1. Gay Hill (aka Clay Hill)
2. ImErIkA

Politics and government

1. Manuel Noriega

History

Disasters

1. Telemarketer Scandal of 1427

Scams, Conspiracy Theories and the Paranormal

1. Wikipedian Liberal Conspiracy

Military and military history

Wars

1. Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition Might be cool to view the invasions and conquerings of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.
2. World War Waffles

People

1. George Armstrong Custer
2. Norman Schwarzkopf
3. Pancho Villa

Military Units

1. Spanish Legion
2. British Legion
3. MI-5
4. ARVN

Weapons

1. Aircraft carrier
2. Banana Bomb

Religion

1. Movementarianism

Articles requested since 2006 (24 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

Countries

See also: List of countries

1. Durkadurkastan
2. Canadasia

Places

1. Negaverse
2. Oak Manor Estate Falls Seaview Drive XVII
3. Euroland
4. Hagia Sophia

History

1. How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket - the famous 12th Century reality TV talent show

Disasters

1. Chunnel Collapse of 1996
2. Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
3. Great World Earthquake
4. Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416

Scams, Conspiracy Theories and the Paranormal

1. DataDyne
2. Al-Wikipedia Parody of wikipedia and Al-Qaeda
3. The Power of Nightmares (Adam Curtis documentary arguing that al-Qaeda doesn't exist)
4. 2000 and 2004 Presidental Elections (Reference Diabold and Florida)
5. John Hinkley Jr. (Reference Ronald Reagan, Taxi Driver, and Jodi Foster and how he tried to impress her)

Military and military history

Wars

1. The Hawaiian conquest of Wales - They came, they conquered, stole all their vowels and left.

Politics and government

1. Irish Democratic Army
2. TB - An parody of Tony Blair and turburculosis

Religion

1. Church of the Fonz Church that worships the Fonz from Happy Days
2. Church of Chuck Norris Church started by Chuck Norris, sin and get roundhouse kick'ed in the face by Chuck Norris personally.
3. The Book of Norris (a lost book of the Bible written by Chuck Norris)
4. The Book of Austin (A lost book of the Bible written by Stone Cold Steve Austin)
5. The Gospel According to Oberst. Part of The Church of Emo.

Articles requested since 2005 (34 left)

Geography, cities, regions and named places

1. Central Europe (Include as section for Europe or in Europe template ?)

Countries

See also: List of countries

1. Argenitalia
2. Batavia
3. Grenada
4. Manchuria

Places

1. Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Children
2. Negaverse

History

Disasters

1. Chunnel Collapse of 1996
2. Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
3. Great World Eartquake
4. Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416, reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Scams, Conspiracy Theories and the Paranormal

1. Pacific scandal
2. The IBM/Apple Imaginary Power PC(to run on imaginary power and virtual memory, financed by virtual credit cards)
3. Why all shows on MTV Suck

Military and military history

Wars

1. Danish-Canadian War (see Hans Island)
2. War of the Dialects (1940)
3. The War of XXXX (XXXX-1814)
4. The Great War Of 4392 ZX
5. Iraq War I
6. Iraq War II
7. Waring around the clock
8. Random Middle-East War
9. War of the Superbikes
10. WW1.4/WW1.6 (see WW1.5)

Battles

1. Battle of Running Bullshit (not to be confused with the Election of 1996/Election of 2004)

Military Units

1. Coast Gaurd
2. Polish GROM
3. Canadian JTF2
4. Egyptian Task Force 777
5. ROCA
6. M*A*S*H 4077th

Politics and government

1. Evil Silhillian Empire
2. The Wienner Country

Psychology

1. Kekekeke zerg rush!

Sports

Articles requested since 2010 (8 left)

1. The Kentucky Derby (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Professional Golf Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- currently redirects to golf
3. Streaking (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Athletes

Andre Agassi

Modern:

1. Carles Puyol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Coco Crisp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Milton Bradley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Xavi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wrestling;

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1. Battle royal (professional wrestling) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Sports

1. Professional Toothpicking - similar to the javelin, but involving the spearing of things in someone's mouth. Archery, javelin and regular toothpicking combined.
2. Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.
3. Bottling (similar to Bricking) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Tippeligaen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. 24 Hours of LeMons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Wife carrying ("It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny." - MrN) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Yoga (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Boston Red Sox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Athletes

1. Bas Rutten (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Daunte Culpepper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Peter McNeely (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. John "Bulldog" Ricketti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Rameez Raja (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - former Pakistani cricketer and nowadays a commentator
6. Ty Cobb (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Joe DiMaggio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. Shoeless Joe Jackson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
9. Sandy Koufax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Jake LaMotta (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Rocky Marciano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
12. Joe Montana (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
13. John L. Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wrestling

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1. 1980s wrestling boom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
2. Pope of the Ring, the Vatican's version of the WWF's King of the Ring (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. WrestleMania - should be restored (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

WWF/WWE

1. Damien Demento (see: [32]/[33]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Randy Orton

WCW

1. Abdullah the Butcher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Jim Crockett, Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

ECW

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

1. Dudley family (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Full Blooded Italians (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Paul Heyman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Raven (wrestler) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. The Sandman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Shane Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Terry Funk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

International

1. Antonio Inoki (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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1. Streaking (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Daunte Culpepper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. John "Bulldog" Ricketti

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Wrestling

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1. Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [34])
2. Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [35])
3. 1990 wrestling boom (see: [36]/[37])
4. Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (see: [38])

WWF/WWE

1. Rick "The Model" Martel (see: [39])
2. The Mountie (see: [40])
3. Repo Man (see: [41])
4. Bastion Booger (see: [42]/[43])
5. Gobbledegooker (see: [44])

NWA/WCW

1. Black Scorpion (see: [45])
2. Gary Spivey (see: [46])
3. Victor the Bear (see: [47]/[48])

ECW

1. b.W.o (Blue World Order) (see: [49]/[50])

International

1. Ken the Box (see: [51])
2. El Dandy (see: [52])

Managers

1. Mr. Fuji (or Emperor Hirohito; see Axis of Power)
2. Slick (see: [53]/[54]/[55])
3. Jim Cornette (see: [56]/[57])

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Sports

1. Zooflegorb

Other classification schemes

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People and others who weren't so lucky

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons

Main articles: Biographies of Ridiculous Persons and People with distinguished names

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

1. Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
2. Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
3. Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

1. Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
3. Konnolsky (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Misc.

1. Ahahaha....yeeeeeah...
2. Criminal record (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Rap sheet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Spoof (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Undictionary perhaps?
4. The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
5. That yucky stuff on the pole
6. Whelk awareness, (people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures)

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People and others who weren't so lucky

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons

Main articles: Biographies of Ridiculous Persons and People with distinguished names

1. Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

1. Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Miscellaneous

1. Dalhousie, a university in Nova Scotia
2. Clemen, long-running Family Guy joke on "America's newest curse word". (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Embarrassment/Shame (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
5. Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
6. Or is it? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Obscenity/Obscene (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
8. The Sound of One Hand Clapping (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

1. Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
2. Dustin Hoffman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. George Clooney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. Megabyte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) [58] (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)

Misc.

1. Clorox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) I am appalled! --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

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Other people and those who weren't so lucky

1. Russell Cunningham
2. Adam Curtis (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
3. Dead Scooby
4. Dengar
5. Dr. Death
6. Evil Lincoln
7. Henrieta
8. Helene Siegel
9. Henry Harrison
10. IG-88
11. Kari Wuher
12. Jonathan Lee Riches [59] (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)

Misc.

1. Lawn mowers in popular culture
2. Bottling, similar to bricking
3. Or is it?

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Other people and those who weren't so lucky

1. Amy Yasbeck
2. Big O
3. Brannon Braga
4. John Cale
5. Clara Clayton
6. Colonel Rickman
7. Damar
8. Dead Scoop
9. Deana Troi
10. Elim Garak
11. Grand Moth Tarkin
12. Hans Ruedi Giger
13. Harry Kim
14. Hikaru Sulu
15. Howard Johnson
16. Jambi
17. Maggie Beckett
18. Mister Smee
19. Mullet man
20. Odo
21. Patrick Star
22. Peggy Brandt
23. Princess Fiona
24. Ron Popeil
25. Tuvok
26. Nyota Uhura
27. Ursula Buffay
28. Pavel Chekov
29. William Howard

Misc.

1. Ecology - take on info from Mars Ecology Party and develop variously.
2. The page of Lame (chock a block of kitten huffing, mr t, steve ballmer quotes, explaining jokes, and other lame things that aren't funny)
3. Trading Spouses (a card game) (based on the television series)
4. Tree People (do some research on some other articles so you don't contradict anything already said /I HATE THAT!) (See: hummingbird, weaselpudge, Uranus)

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Other people and those who weren't so lucky

1. Ron Howard
2. Saint Petrus - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
3. Count Funkula
4. Chris Clark
5. Johnny Cab
6. Sheyrl Crowe
7. Mickey Dolenz
8. Craig Kilborn
9. Johnny Knoxville
10. Black Morrissey
11. Shania Twain
12. Dionne Warwick
13. Sharp Fingers McGee
14. Kunta Kinte
15. Carrie Underwood
16. Sideshow Bob
17. Ike Turner
18. Bryn Terfel
19. Bill Lynch
20. William Caxton
21. Joel Hodgson
22. Tom Condon
23. Byron "Low Tax" Looper
24. Ray Bradbury
25. Norman Schwarskopf
26. Nick Lachey
27. Prince Phillip
28. Justin Trudeau
29. Helene Siegel
30. Hank Azaria
31. Joyce Q. Spepple
32. Phineas Gage
33. Valerie Plame
34. Leeroy Hitler
35. Thomas Haden "My name is too friggin' long" Church
36. Mr. Blocky
37. Sir John Emo (see Emo suicide first)

Misc.

1. Billybumbler - Ya know, the ones from Stephen King. Do some research if you're confused.
2. Or is it?
3. Smoting Rights -
4. Sloppy Seconds-
5. Ruling with an Iron Fish-
6. Jesus vs Zombie Jesus Cage Match
7. Tristram Jones-Parry - I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness?
8. Stephen Spurr - I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor.
9. meh.

Uncyclopedia-related

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Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Incomplete article series

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

Main articles: Uncyclopedia:In-jokes and Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

1. Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
2. Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
3. Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
4. Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
5. The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
6. The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
7. Plate of Shrimp, document
8. Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
9. Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

HowTo

Main article: HowTo

1. HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
2. HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
3. HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
4. HowTo:Open Things
5. HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
6. HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. HowTo:Use Chopsticks

UnBooks

Main article: UnBooks

1. UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life (There's an article already, but it still needs work. I can give it all that I can give)!
2. UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you

UnNews

Main articles: UnNews and UnNews Other Headlines

See also: Fark.com

1. UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
2. UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
3. UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
4. UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
5. UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
6. UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
7. UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
8. UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

UnReviews

Main article: UnReviews

Before starting one of these pages, please consult UnReviews:Beginner's Guide for style tips, example UnReviews, and instructions.

1. The Princess Bride- As you wish. --—John Lydon 12:47, October 7, 2010 (UTC)
2. Independence Day
3. The Last Samurai
4. North

Why?

Main article: Why?

1. Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Why?:Beat Your Children
3. Why?:Buy Pluto
4. Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
5. Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
6. Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
7. Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
8. Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
9. Why?:Only link to featured articles
10. Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
11. Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
12. Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
13. Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Articles requested since 2009 (50 left)

Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Incomplete article series

1. Simple English Uncyclopedia (see Simple English Wikipedia)
2. Uncyclopedia:Create an account, or maybe HowTo:Create an account? (see Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Creating an account)
3. Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
4. Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
5. UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

Main articles: Uncyclopedia:In-jokes and Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

1. Bruce Campbell's Chin
2. Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
3. Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
4. That Woman from the Trailer Park
5. The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Disneyland Empire

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

1. Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
2. Prince Charming (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
3. Main Street Treaty (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) --Needs expansion
4. List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

UnProjects-related

HowTo

Main article: HowTo

1. HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
2. HowTo:Pass Go and Collect $200
3. HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
4. HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight

UnBooks

Main article: UnBooks

1. UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
2. UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
3. UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
4. UnBooks:Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
5. UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
6. UnBooks:Thousand and One Nights

UnNews

Main article: UnNews

See also: Fark.com

1. UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
2. UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.

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1. Deutsch
2. 1337

What if?

1. What If:All women had snouzer faces?
2. What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
3. What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
4. What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
5. What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
6. What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?

Main article: Why?

1. Why?:America is the worst place on earth
2. Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
3. Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
4. Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
5. Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
6. Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
7. Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
8. Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
9. Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
10. Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
11. Why?:Keep Trying
12. Why?:Punt Various Small Animals
13. Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
14. Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
15. Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?

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Uncyclopedia-related;

1. Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game-This one's mine. Atheri 12:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

See also: Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

1. Do you know who my father is?
2. Obliquosphere
3. People's Front of Judea
4. Whore of Babylon
5. There were no survivors

HowTo

1. HowTo:Be Canadian
2. HowTo:Be Italian
3. HowTo:Be Russian
4. HowTo:Find Channel Z
5. HowTo:Live Forever
6. HowTo:Lose Yourself
7. HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
8. HowTo:Screw in a Lightbulb--I will probably try and do this one. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
9. HowTo:Speak Latin

UnBooks

1. UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office -- I also may try this one. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

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1. The Unquotable C-3P0
2. The Unquotable Jim Carrey

Why?

1. Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
2. Why?:Only link to featured articles
3. Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
4. Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?

Articles requested since 2007 (20 left)

Uncyclopedia-related

1. Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

See also: Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

1. Uglo-Americans
2. Save a Jesii Foundation
3. East Carolina
4. West Carolina
5. West Korea
6. Zombie Abe Lincoln
7. Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
8. Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain

Bloodbath:

See also: Major League Bloodbath

1. Beijing Billion
2. Delhi Atomics
3. Cordóba Conquistadores
4. Arawak Golden Warriors

Disneyland:

1. Dissidentland
2. Cruella De Vil
3. Disney Defense Forces
4. Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization)

HowTo

1. HowTo:DIY

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1. The Unquotable Jay Leno
2. The Unquotable Matrix

Article series

See also: Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Incomplete article series

Articles requested since 2006 (5 left)

HowTo

1. HowTo:Troll Slashdot
2. HowTo:Dye Your Hair Pink
3. HowTo:Club Seal (Link to Seal Club article)

Unquotable...

1. The Unquotable Kanye West
2. The Unquotable Nostradamus

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1. Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
2. Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
3. Committee of the Secretariacy

Making up....

1. Making up Jürgen Prochnow quotes
2. Making up Rene Descartes quotes
3. Making up Lord Byron quotes
4. Making up Steven Wright quotes
5. Making up Marge Simpson quotes
6. Making up M*A*S*H quotes