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The Daily Llama

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|-DELETE THE WHOLE PAGE!!!! IT SUX!!!! DELETE...DELETE...DELETE...there is a thing called a limit you stupid people. DELETE THE PAGES!!! ALL OF THEM!Link title

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Skipton

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*Please check your spelling. That article has never existed. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Pickles

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  • Delete Not good enough to merge. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete CRUFT!!! Haha! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 12:06, 04 May 2007
  • Not needed. --THINKER 00:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I put the "eat" tag on instead of "merge". On second thoughts, I should have just put it here. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • 8=====D --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • As Unknownfile. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Die, pickles, die --Asahatter (annoy) 08:41, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "Also: I've got two pickles. I've got two pickles. I've got two pickles, hey hey hey." --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, stubby, random, unfunny. Delete with extreme prejudice. ----OEJ 16:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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Mecha Ghandi

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  • Rewrite A funny concept for a spin on Mecha-Godzilla, but too ridiculous currently --THINKER 00:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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Tarot The Heavy Metal Band

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  • Horrible, horrible, horrible bandcruft. I'd ICU it if it wasn't so old. --General Insineratehymn 23:22, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Real band, not very good article. ----OEJ 23:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:49, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I really want to use the word cruft but ppl keep beating me to it each time >.< Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:59, 03 May 2007
  • Wow It just goes on and on, all bland.. even the picture caption, damn.. --THINKER 00:46, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • good god, it's shit like this that deserves execution without a trial --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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Lake Eerie

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  • unedited since sept. '06, stub --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:26, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nice idea, but a stubby bit of undeveloped boredom. ----OEJ 23:33, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • As per Lake Spooky I vote delete. Possibly these ideas might be good but I'd rather read them as one long article and with less random crap. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:55, 03 May 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep yep --THINKER 03:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per nom. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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Haviq

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Sheppard Lusk

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The whale fm

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  • Delete Unfunny stub on NN radio station. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I agree  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:16, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:37, 03 May 2007
  • Delete. The fact that somebody doesn't like something does not make their bad-tempered rantings either satire or humor. ----OEJ 23:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • radio hosts can be good sometimes but the ones mentioned in this article made me go flaccid --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Turn off Tune out. --THINKER 03:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Interfere with - the fact that the only town it can be heard in is also a redlink is the clue. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:07, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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Thunder bay

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  • Now you see here students, this is about a town in Northwestern Ontario in Canada. The author was bored, couldn't go out and have sex like normal people his age. Instead, he decided to write an "I hate my hometown" article. Then I came along and found this and stuck it on VFD. Any questions, class? --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:29, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • "Teacher! Teacher!" /waves arm in the air enthusiastically. "Can we huff it please?" Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:33, 03 May 2007
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  • If you've ever been to Thunder Bay, this page makes perfect sense. I drove through it, once. Longest eleven minutes of my life. I still wake up in a cold sweat, sometimes. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, floating closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Yoruba

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  • Delete Insufficient text, some cliche. Was fix-tagged for a month. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 10:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 10:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I purchased a steamroller the other day, so can I put it to use? --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Oscar Wilde hasn't heard of it. Apparently. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • delete words fail me just as capitals fail the author of that article. and spelling and funniness. ok so words don't fail me. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:23, 03 May 2007
  • Delete. Delete it hard: badly written, short, no pics, no funniness. ----OEJ 23:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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Ingstone

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  • Short and random, with a bit of vanity and a fix tag. Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 09:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • this is just vanity. stupid wankers and their ICU-removals... --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:32, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Randomator 15:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - My teacher is a troll. Lol. Hey, that rhymes. I rule. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:18, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ugggh Thats troll for "Huff". Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:18, 03 May 2007
  • Delete. ----OEJ 23:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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Character Map

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Fortune cookie

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  • Keep Hey, I liked it...

And the first image is composed of 4 parts so that the fortune can change on refresh, duh! Robertodole 23:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

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  • Ewwww I'm in the process of replacing this with one that will be placed in the right page name as well. it has basically no connection to this sad, sad article LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Erase And if you'll notice the first image, it has been oddly assembled out of 4 parts. Jedibob5 22:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:19, 03 May 2007
  • Turn into a redirect. I dunno if this is delete or keep, but Books' article is far better. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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bleh. I had no idea that this article was even remotely likeable. Anyway, I could just as easily move it to Fortune Cookie and put my rewrite in the old ones stead (currently under my userpage) I guess, that if we have to compromise some of the old page can stay. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd move it to the proper naming so the entire unaltered text is accessible, and then paste over the page with your new work. That way, if people want bits and pieces of this mixed in, they can go back and selectively edit. And keep the cookie, because it is, in fact, quite awesome.--THINKER 05:22, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Done, enjoy. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 19:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Lake Spooky

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Also, stubs in series can be combined later. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:02, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Kept. It's actually funny, and the alternative would be combining all the great lakes to Great Lakes, and it wouldn't work as well then. Spang talk 11:52, 03 May 2007


Rich sod biscuits

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  • Keep. No doubt needs some work, but I like the idea and some of the humour. Rogpyvbc 21:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Agree with above. I actually found parts of this funnier than some VFH articles recently. Needs a rewrite. I might even lend my trivial powers to it to help save it. (Don't quote me on that) Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:27, 02 May 2007
  • Keep Funny, in a snooty English way. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • this is the last entry on my personal hit list, and it is a pretty sucky article. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff It's short and badly written, with a stupid concept and a rewrite tag. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Eww. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • If it stays, it's got to be improved big time. Right now it's just kind of a joke that begins and ends with the idea of eating wood. --Videshi 07:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. Spang talk 11:39, 03 May 2007

Dir en grey

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  • You've gotta be kidding. So a bitter, humorless fan wants it deleted? I've been a fan for more than 8 years (buying all singles and albums on release date, been to concert in Tokyo, etc.) and I say it stays. --So So 14:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep I dislike the vomiting. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. The author is right, not everyone will get the Japanese humour. "He was Japan's leading pachinko player, with a record of 1039449 wins and 3 losses" - very funny if you're Japanese. Rogpyvbc 21:45, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Because the Japanese and their sympathisers are allowed to laugh too. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:28, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep though I feel my life has been irreparably damaged by that video.. --THINKER 05:07, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • otakucruft. a friend who likes the subject of this article wants this nuked too --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • My fourth article to make the vfd page. Hip hip hooray! --So So 14:46, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • oh be quiet, don't be such an ayumikitada, always whining when your articles get VFD'd saying we're all humorless... wait for the article to be kept or deleted and archive it in your userspace while it still exists --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • As a side note, if someone just wants to put an "overly Japanese" tag on it, that would be okay. The article itself is rather well thought out, but just requires some knowledge of the subject matter. No need to delete it, really. --So So 18:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • meh, let's just see what the people of uncyc think --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Neutral It's weird, but I don't know the subject so that may possibly be the point. Jedibob5 00:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • it's about a jgoth group, see en.wp. also, the weird english in question is stuff like "fuck off and wipe" --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • What he said A brief perusal failed to sway me either way. No idea of original subject but that in itself shouldn't matter. Didn't find it funny but seems to be well thought out? Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:42, 02 May 2007
  • Kept. Spang talk 11:38, 03 May 2007

2708

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  • keep I like the idea of finding a note in the future. This could be made MUCH funnier. I did a little, but I'm tired out. --Videshi 12:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Okay, I'll change my vote. So long as something is done to improve it further. I added a bit. Rogpyvbc 03:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I like this new version. Keep. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:01, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, as per Rogyvbc, thought it could still be further expanded, and stuff. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I didn't see it before, but right now it makes me laugh.. --THINKER 02:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Funny concept. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:38, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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*Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

  • for the love of god, you cannot qvfd articles over a week old, but this is 2005cruft so it must go --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
You can't? Whoops, I better go read the rules again! Eep! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:50, 02 May 2007
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It's been added to substantially since some of the delete votes. Can it be reconsidered? Rogpyvbc 04:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

It's only another paragraph... Jedibob5 22:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
We've added quite a bit more, now. I think it's funny, at this point. Not perfect, but it no longer needs to be deleted. --Videshi 07:59, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

ECHELON

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Nom and delete - what the hell is this all about??? Randomator 20:42, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

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  • Attempt to explain joke: Echelon is a defense network designed to intercept terrorist messages in phones calls. The author is messing up this system by inserting words that would indicate a security threat (e.g. bomb) into ordinary conversation. This is very, very humourous. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:13, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
    • I added this explanation to the talk page, maybe that will help a bit? --THINKER 00:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
    • Ah, I knew there was a template for it, and I knew it wasn't {{joke explanation}} Doesn't really lead viewers to the explanation now tho.. --THINKER 00:39, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
    • Even having read the explanation first this didn't tickle my funny bone sorry. Perhaps if the whole WMD thing wasn't sooo over done. Posting this as a comment because I couldn't decide either way, so take it as a suggestion. Could be funny I guess if the subject matter wasn't kinda tired. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:36, 03 May 2007
  • Kept. Spang talk 11:35, 03 May 2007

4Kids Entertainment

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  • Rewrite I'd say it deserves a place here, but someone needs to have it redone. Jedibob5 00:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Extremely Weak Keep I got a single laugh. If someone wants to rewrite it like Jedibob mentioned, I think it could be funny. Since its IP created and links practically nowhere, its probably not going to get what it needs.. --THINKER 05:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • VFD'd for the second time now. I'd say the otakus that wrote this are in the closet so somebody knock down the doors and drag them out. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It sucks. This is the kind of unfunny crap that makes me cry. Ppl seem to get this idea in their heads that we care about that stuff here, and forget that Nobody cares. Huff asap Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:06, 02 May 2007
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Death, Pestlence, War, and Famine -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
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  • Deleted. Let me know where to restore it to if you want to rewrite it. Spang talk 11:47, 03 May 2007

Emergency Conception

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Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

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  • Claw its throat out. just stupid randumbness by otakus --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:22, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Excellent example of why there should be some sort of IQ test before people can create/edit pages. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:56, 03 May 2007
  • Delete Bandcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • YAWN --Videshi 07:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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Return of the Jedi

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The Penguin Conspiracy.com

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  • Keep it has the makings of vanity, but it's pretty chuckleworthy. Needs more info on "the penguin conspiracy" though if it wants to get the aforementioned stigma off. Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:39, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?
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HowTo:Eat a club sandwich

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Minute

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Image:051011_lost_hmed5p.hmedium.jpg

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  1. Tritefantastic 03:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • My case for deleting this is simple: I uploaded it, and have now decided it probably shouldn't be here, because it's a copyrighted image. I understand that Uncyclopedia is rife with such things, and I'm only asking that this one, which I have uploaded, be removed. -Tritefantastic 03:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • BWAhahAHhaAHahAHhaH. damnation awaits thee! qvfd? LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm not going to officially say keep because of course I don't condone illegal stuff and never download illegal copies ever. But on the other hand, Nobody cares particularly, and the picture is rather good in context on the Lost page. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • As long as it's used for purposes of parody it falls under Fair Use. If, however, it's not going to be used, you can just QVFD it, rather than putting it here. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Pint

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Bishop of East Anglia

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  • listcruft=instahuff --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Meh. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Die, bishop, die --Asahatter (annoy) 16:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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Image:Cho-Seung Jimbo.jpg

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  • Abstain. Even if we get rid of it now, it'll only be back again when we've moved past this a bit. So really, do what you like with it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I know. In fact, I am myself a proponent of having an actual article (with illustrations, obviously) about the VTM. However, it seems to me that this image was created with the sole purpose of "sticking it" to the over-sensitive people on VTM talk. Yes, VTM jokes will come later - so why rush things?

Compose

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As far as I could throw her

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The Legend of Zelda: The Neverending Perpetual Infinity Ruler Dagger

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  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I like the idea, but it's such an obscure title that it's been around forever and it's still a stub and a list. If it was a common title I'd vote to keep. Or, if it had ninjas. I've been told that they rock. By a ninja. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • wtf --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • delete Randomator 15:55, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Blast into oblivion Nonsense. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yet another boring video game stub. Rogpyvbc 03:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:59, 02 May 2007
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Muslim

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  • Keep There's some OK material in the pre-rewrite revisions. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Though I would rename it "Muslim extremist" or something so as not to appear to paint all Muslims with the same brush. Rogpyvbc 23:54, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Can't red link 200+ articles, but does need touchings ups --THINKER 00:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Funny enough, though a little anti-Islamic oriented. Ethereal 03:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Randomator 15:53, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It could use a rewrite, but it's a keep. Jedibob5 00:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Stupid, not funny, looks like something a retarded racist bigot would write. --General Insineratehymn 23:01, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i will go with insinerate, if this becomes redlinked we can always rewrite it --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:37, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
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Dear, Lord, people are never happy with this page. If it isn't insulting to Muslims, they complain. If it is insulting to Muslims they complain. If it is whimsicle and pointless they complain. If it is pointed and satirical they complain. Either try writing it 3 fucking times before voting against or make it a perma-red-link. Also, I going to semi-protect this because I am tired of cleaning up after dumb-ass "muslims r ghey" jokes by anon ips.---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 14:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Postwhore

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  • Keep Would need a rewrite but a topic about Forum Whores or Post Whores would certainly hold potential for funnies. I personally pride myself on being a Forum Whore and would enjoy a good article about them. Having said that I'm not putting my hand up to write it, mainly because I'm not very funny. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:46, 02 May 2007
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  • Delete. No significant changes in a year and a half. I don't think anyone's going to expand it. Rogpyvbc 06:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • delete Booorrrriiiinnng --Videshi 12:01, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • videshi, more like 2000000005cruft --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Eliminate This is another article that thinks its funny because it's profane. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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Alþingi

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Weird and strangely incoherent. Jedibob5 21:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

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  • The creator also created Category: Iceland along with this article. I assume that it will go when the page being voted on goes. (I can't link to it or it will make this into that category.) Jedibob5 00:38, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Salt water cattle

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  • shitty stub direct from my watchlist, I was going to VFD this in january but forgot about it so it's overstayed its welcome --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Short, not funny, has {{rewrite}}. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Can we delete any page with a Russian Reversal on it? Can we huh, can we? Rogpyvbc 21:48, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill This. Is. Bad. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:17, 02 May 2007
  • Delete: The title makes me want to think "Salt water taffy". And that's about as far as I got with that train of thought. Terrible article, though. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 06:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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Aii-Powerfuii Expitelve

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  • wtf --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Dumb article on made-up entity. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Exterminate most of the words don't even exist. Jedibob5 00:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:05, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Doesn't even deserve a comment Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:08, 02 May 2007
  • Delete: I had a snide bit to add here, but I'm agreeing with Ceridwyn, it's not worth it. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 06:23, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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Common Standard Time

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  • I'll change to a full keep because this could alert quite a few people of our presence, and okay publicity is better than none! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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Internet Humor

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CYA

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Free Nelson Mandela

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  • Its good. ninebucks 20:50, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. For some reason I kind of like it. At least it has potential. Maybe better for Unpoetica, though. Or merge it with Nelson Mandela. Rogpyvbc 03:51, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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Asian Cabal

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  • Nom and delete There is no Cabal! Randomator 20:33, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • カバルはありません--Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:03, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Bad adultcruft stub
    no one is going to expand
    Please delete this now. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Alksub, your haiku has 8 syllables in the second line instead of 7. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:59, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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Jam Jesus

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  • Keep it's ok, just not excellent, I've seen far worst... Randomator 20:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. A reasonable effort. Rogpyvbc 23:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • rubbish --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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Bot

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  • wtf --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:40, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:20, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:30, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--Scott 13:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- ??? Randomator 20:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh hell no. --General Insineratehymn 22:19, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Bad, image-based template. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yuck --General Insineratehymn 22:40, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete used on 1 article? --THINKER 00:06, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
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Vilhelm Shakatak-spears

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Usgenweb

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  • sigh --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:10, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Uninteresting topic, standing rewrite tag. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as advertising. Rogpyvbc 23:57, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Um there are lots of letters on there.. ?? --THINKER 00:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
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Solitairoholism

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Wee wee

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  • Huff - It is way too short, it has bad wiki formatting, and it is generally unfunny. Kill. Capercorn 03:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005-fucking-cruft --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Who will rid me of this article? Ikabu 04:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff The Reason Why Shit Pages Like This Dont Get Qvfd Escapes me--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 04:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Hint: It has something to do with when the article was made. You can find the answer here. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:47, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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Don't ever say that again. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

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  • Incoherent nonsense... nobody's going to enjoy it, nobody's going to want to keep it... DELETED --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

WhatTo:Do With a Drunken Sailor

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  • Nom and delete It's a list Randomator 16:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's incoherent, really. Jedibob5 18:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i'd say keep on the condition that it was funny and well-formatted, but this is the exact opposite of what i'm looking for here --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:55, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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  1. Randomator, when adding an article to VFD, make sure you tag the article with {{VFD}}.
  2. Kept; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Bat things

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  • I kinda like it. Should be heavily linked to bat fuck insane if it's gonna survive. Snail boy 15:49, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and overhaul. Get rid of the crappy filler and add some new ideas, and we might have an article that's most likely not feature worthy, but certainly not VFD worthy. I'd do it if that's what is decided on. Leave me a message on my talk page if that's the case. Cheerio.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:11, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Where on Earth?

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Pics Plz

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Oh, joy, another internet meme article. Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:11, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Sailor Moon

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  • proof that all that is unfunny has to be associated with otaku-ism in some way --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Atrocious --General Insineratehymn 01:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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Kept; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

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  • the article's subject is a jpop celebrity, for the uninformed. also, cruft is, from what I gather, a synonym for crap --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:13, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

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